Take home a life-size Slowpoke for just $450

The latest addition to the Pokémon Center’s line of plush pocket monsters is unreasonably large and expensive. This huge Slowpoke weighs just over 17 pounds, is 26 inches long and 59 inches long, which is pretty close to the real deal. This Pokémon Center exclusive won’t ship until November, but if you have the space to accommodate this life-size plush toy, you can currently pre-order one for $450.

Some may call such a purchase “selfish” or “fiscally irresponsible,” but I challenge you to stare into Slowpoke’s blank stare and tell them to find another home. Even I have to admit that their laid-back vibe and snaggletooth grin are pretty irresistible.

We understand that $450 is a lot of money, and not everyone has room for an extra queen-sized mattress in their home, so if you want to take home some reasonably priced plush Pokémon, we recommend our roundup of where to get Pokémon Squishmallows can find.