Name: The biohack couple.
Age: Kayla Barnes-Lentz is 33 and Warren Lentz is 36.
Appearance: Optimized.
Who are these people? Barnes-Lentz runs a wellness company and Lentz is a marketing manager.
And what is biohacking? Technology-powered, clean living designed to promote health and longevity.
For what purpose? The pair plan to “live healthy until the age of 150.”
How long have they been together? They got married a year ago.
In that case, they will quickly change their minds about wanting to live that long. And in the meantime, they keep quite busy with their daily biohacking routine.
What does it mean? Initially get up before sunrise. The couple “likes to set the tone for our day by optimizing our minds and bodies,” Barnes-Lentz told the Independentto kick things off with a little PEMF in the early morning.
PEMF? Pulsed electromagnetic field therapy. It should stimulate cells and reduce inflammation.
What then? Then they train. Then it’s a sunrise walk and an organic breakfast, followed by a day of cold water pouring and taking turns in their hyperbaric chamber.
They sound nice. It’s not over yet. They eat at 5:30 p.m., take another walk, expose themselves to red light after sunset, and tuck themselves in by 9 a.m.
If I had to do that every day, I’m not sure I’d want to live to be 70. Not only does it cost a lot of money, it is also expensive. They spend six figures annually on their longevity habit.
How did these two crazy kids meet? Through a dating app. She was in Ohio, he was in California.
And how long did it take before the topic of biohacking came up? Not long. ‘Health was immediately discussed’ said Barnes-Lentz. “During our second conversation, I also asked for his labs.”
Laboratories? Results of laboratory tests. Her website claims Barnes-Lentz is one of “the most measured women in the world.”
And she approved his labs? Only to a certain extent. “I have sent him additional labs to complete including a gut test, extensive blood work, genetic testing and a total toxic load test.”
Love finds a way, I guess. Yes. Lentz passed by and Barnes-Lentz took him home to introduce him to her red light panels and hyperbaric chamber.
It is a story as old as time. But not as old as Kayla and Warren will ever be.
Say: ‘Let me not participate in the marriage of true spirits admit obstacles. Or carbohydrates.”
Don’t say: “Sorry, but I’ve decided to live with someone else forever.”