Men pay £50 for professional evaluations of their PENIS: website rates various criteria from height to aesthetics and offers a three-page assessment
- Erotic website Eronite says it provides a ‘founded and honest evaluation’
- Entrants must submit their ‘best’ photos for analysis by a five-member jury
Men pay £50 for a three-page professional evaluation of their penis – where they’re judged on criteria from length to aesthetics.
Erotic website Eronite doesn’t shy away from sparing anyone’s feelings and advertises their service as a “founded and honest evaluation, which can also be tough at times.”
A five-member jury evaluates a man’s lower region based on eight criteria: thickness, length, shape, veins, aesthetics, glans, pubic hair and testicles.
A participant receives a three-page certificate that costs 59 euros, with the option to add a seal for an additional 20 euros.
Those who want an evaluation should send their ‘best’ pictures and a self-evaluation to wirbebewertungdeinenpenis.com. After that, the graphics are all deleted for privacy reasons.
Men pay £50 for a three-page professional evaluation of their penis – where they are judged on criteria from length to aesthetics (file image)
The jury is led by editor-in-chief Mario Meyer, 47. The other members are two authors, a psychologist and a dominatrix.
Meyer estimates that he has researched about 2,500 porn castings, so is very experienced in what to look for and knows what others find desirable.
He told BILD: ‘When I see genitals, it’s nothing special to me. Like elbows or ankles – just part of the body.’
Mayer added that most men are overconfident in how they think their appearance looks.
“I think they hope for a good review. This is often reflected in self-evaluation. It’s almost never realistic, most of them definitely overestimate themselves,” he said.
The team has so far evaluated the genitals of more than 150 men, the majority of whom wanted their certificate.
Excerpts from anonymous reviews include advice to “shave yourself!” and ‘making it look more presentable’.
It comes after new data revealed the countries with the largest penises in the world.
On average, men living in Ecuador and Cameroon have the largest members, with penises measuring nearly 7 inches (17 cm) from the root to the tip of the head when erect.
The US and UK didn’t even make the top 50, while America languished at 60th place with men averaging 5.4 inches (13.5 cm)—nearly a third shorter. Great Britain ranked 68th, with a penis size of 5.2 inches (13.1 cm).
A five-member jury evaluates a man’s lower region based on eight criteria: thickness, length, shape, veins, aesthetics, glans, pubic hair and testicles (file image)