Crow is now served to all the trolls who shamed Kate Middleton.
Eat up!
Finally, this smugly arrogant goblin army – which shuffled through the swamps of bad jokes, cutting jokes and nonsense about body doubles and sanatoriums – has been silenced by the Princess of Wales’s shock diagnosis.
Now they can march back into oblivion and the twilight of their careers, with their ridiculous theories in tatters.
First among that legion of classless assholes are Bravo Madam Andy Cohen and that lumpy nerd, John Oliver.
They laughed last week that there was a “non-zero chance” that Kate was still alive.
Then Cohen went further and tweeted – “That’s not Kate” – after a video of her surfaced outside a farm shop in Windsor.
Now there’s a “non-zero chance” that these guys can slip out from under those mean jokes without cringing a bit.
And I see you, Omid Scobie.
Harry and Meghan’s cheerleader was chief among the malicious tongue twisters.
As reporters prepared for an upcoming announcement about Kate’s health on Friday, this cheerful spirit tweeted (and deleted) a photo of his iPhone alarm, set to the exact moment the news would be broadcast around the world.
First among that legion of classless assholes are Bravo Madam Andy Cohen and that lumpy nerd, John Oliver. They laughed last week that there was a “non-zero chance” that Kate was still alive.
Omid Scobie, Harry and Meghan’s brand-building cheerleader, was chief among the malicious tongue twisters.
This beaming ghost Scobie tweeted (and then deleted) a photo of his iPhone alarm, set to the exact moment the news would be broadcast around the world.
What did he think the palace would reveal?
That this upcoming announcement would magically justify the despicable behavior of Scobie and his fellow Kate-baiters?
Instead, a family, and in fact a nation, is devastated by the news of a beloved mother of three struggling with a devastating diagnosis.
So Scobie can suck it. Just like all the other vile opportunists who danced under this dark cloud looming over the Waleses.
Loudmouth tech CEO Christopher Bouzy, who was made infamous by his appearance in Harry and Meghan’s whiny Netflix docuseries, went full-on, NASA-faked-the-Moon-landing crazy.
In an endless series of unhinged tweets, he claimed to have analyzed the footage of William and Kate in Windsor, which ‘proved’ it was not her captured person, but perhaps a body double.
“We still haven’t seen Kate in public,” he explained to his 350,000 followers on X.
Of course, a simple explanation for why Kate might look so ‘different’ – as he very personally emphasized – is that she has undergone chemotherapy and has probably lost weight after the operation.
But such details do not matter to bullish Bouzy. His conspiratorial nonsense remains live on his social media at time of publication.
Loudmouth tech CEO Christopher Bouzy, who was made infamous by his appearance in Harry and Meghan’s whiny Netflix docuseries, went full-on, NASA-faked-the-Moon-landing crazy.
In an endless series of unhinged tweets, he claimed to have analyzed the footage of William and Kate in Windsor, which ‘proved’ it was not her captured person, but perhaps a body double.
Cohen went further, tweeting – “That’s not Kate” – after a video of her surfaced outside a farm shop in Windsor.
On Friday, as the princess’ announcement loomed, he half-heartedly tweeted: “Hopefully everything goes well with Kate.”
You chose the wrong side, Chris. Now crawl away and let the poor woman recover while you scrape what’s left of your sticky dignity off the sidewalk.
Why hadn’t it occurred to these idiots that abdominal surgery – which we had been told she had undergone months ago – could be quite serious?
A major operation that will keep an otherwise healthy 42-year-old off work for three months hardly sounds like a piece of cake.
Yet many of these Katespiracists are the same fame-whore-hackers who demanded an apology and respect on behalf of the Duke and Duchess of Santa Barbara when they went on their endless, please-pity-our-privilege tour.
Where is that #BeKind courage now?
Even a sitting U.S. Senator couldn’t help but downplay the collective knot in our throats we all felt when Kate bravely came out with us.
Democratic Congressman Chris Murphy was publicly booed when his cable news segment was canceled Friday to report the shocking news.
“I was supposed to be on CNN at 2pm talking about the anniversary of the Affordable Care Act and the millions of lives it has saved, but the interview was interrupted by a much more important topic,” he tweeted… and then deleted .
Have some decency, you disgusting sack of ass shit!
And who else deserves a kick?
Kim Lard Ashian!
She showed off her leather-clad BBL on Instagram last week with the caption: “On our way to find Kate.”
Haha. That’s so funny! Did you come up with that yourself, Kim?
You would think that she would be a bit more sensitive.
Kim Lard-ashian showed off her leather-clad BBL on Instagram last week with the caption: “On our way to find Kate.”
Desperate to boost her new brand of boozy shrew juice, Blake Lively (above) took the opportunity to tease and mock Kate in a promotional Insta post.
At least Lively had realized her lack of human decency and apologized unreservedly on Friday evening.
As a woman who lost her father to cancer, she knows well the uncertainty that comes with unexpected medical procedures.
And as a mother, how could she not take a moment to think that Kate might have told her children some terrible news before announcing it on social media?
Look bad, honey.
Actress and Taylor Swift groupie, Blake Lively, couldn’t do much better.
Desperate to boost her new brand of boozy shrew juice, she took the opportunity to tease and mock Kate in a promotional Insta post.
Now these barbs are getting older, as is a 2016 Hillary Clinton victory speech.
But Lively was at least aware that she had recognized her lack of human decency and apologized unreservedly on Friday evening.
“I made a crazy post about the ‘photoshop fails’ frenzy, and oh man, that post cracked me up today. I’m sorry,” she wrote.
The rest of these ogres must now follow suit.
And the next time the gang of heartless sleuths stumbles upon a grand, world-breaking conspiracy, give it a try before joining the rush.
Someone’s world may have just fallen apart and it may take them a while to pick up the pieces before posting about it on TikTok.