Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dragged Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio and Vinny Guadagnino to a Flat Earthers meeting on Thursday’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.
The 41-year-old reality star had Pauly, 43, and Vinny, 35, with her during the group trip to Orlando, Florida.
“We discuss anything that’s flat and try to wake up those who are sleeping,” Mike said.
“Mike likes weird things,” Pauly said to the camera. “Anything that has a rabbit hole in it, it’s in there. ‘
“I don’t want to go, but I don’t want to go to family day either,” Vinny said in a confessional. “So it’s like choosing your poison.”
Archaic View: Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino dragged Paul ‘DJ Pauly D’ DelVecchio and Vinny Guadagnino to a Flat Earthers meeting on Thursday’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation
Mike then told the rest of the group about the Flat Earth meeting and that he wanted to attend.
“It’s like a cult,” warned Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 35. “Don’t go.”
Mike said they were going to explain the theory of the fisheye lens. One slide explained that there was a belief that photographs of the Earth from space are taken with a fisheye lens so that the Earth appears spherical.
“Every Earth I’ve seen, like the one you see in high school, is all round,” Angelina Pivarnick, 37, said in a confessional.
“Mike is fucking weird,” Snooki said.
“I’m actually really glad I’m going to the pool today,” said Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, 36.
“We never landed on the moon,” Mike said. “We’ve landed in Arizona.”
“I really believe that,” Jenni “JWoww” Farley, 37, said.
Trip to Florida: The 41-year-old reality star had Pauly, 43, and Vinny, 35, join him for the encounter during the group’s trip to Orlando, Florida
Waking up sleepers: “We discuss anything that’s flat and try to wake up those who are sleeping,” Mike said
Fisheye lens: Mike said they were going to explain the theory of the fisheye lens, which one slide explained was the belief that photographs of the Earth from space are taken with a fisheye lens so the Earth appears spherical
So weird: “Mike is fucking weird,” Snooki said
“We went to the moon,” Vinny said in a confessional. “Yes, we did.”
Mike said they lived in the firmament, a dome that was ‘X’ high and ends around Antarctica.
“I don’t think I’ve ever not wanted to do something so much in my life.” Pauly said.
Pauly said Mike gave the impression that this was going to be some sort of ComicCon for flat Earthers
“Thanks for joining me,” Mike said to Vinny and Pauly. “Once you leave this meeting, you will be believers.”
Mike drove them to the event where they met a woman.
“It’s me guys,” she said.
Not enthusiastic: “I don’t think I’ve ever not wanted to do something so much in my life.” Pauly said
Car ride: Mike drove them to the event where they met a woman
That’s it: “It’s me guys,” she said as she greeted the boys
The season six episode, titled Tequila And Theories, opened with Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, 37, asking Snooki to have breakfast with him. Ronnie stayed in a hotel near the roommates who were traveling together to Margaritaville in Orlando.
Angelina drank a large glass of wine with a toothpick filled with olives and sat with Ronnie before he left to tell him about her fight with Jenni.
“She acts like I don’t like you,” Angelina said.
Angelina asked him how he lived with Mike. Ronnie said they didn’t like each other because of some stupid ‘s***’, but they worked it out in the end.
“You and Jenni just don’t like each other.” Ronnie said.
‘But why?’ Angelina asked.
“Don’t acknowledge her,” Ronnie suggested. “Kill her with kindness. One day you’ll just have to find out.’
“It felt really good to spend this time with everyone,” Ronnie said. ‘I missed them and I’m really relieved and happy. And hopefully we can continue together with them.’
Catching up: Angelina drank a tall glass of wine with a toothpick filled with olives and sat with Ronnie before he left to tell him about her fight with Jenni
Sage advice: “Don’t acknowledge her,” Ronnie suggested. “Kill her with kindness. One day you guys just gotta figure it out.”
“Today was positive,” Mike said. ‘These types of conversations don’t always go well. Today went well.’
The group then went out to dinner without Ronnie. Sammi joined them for dinner and asked how their day went with her ex Ronnie.
“It actually went really well,” Deena said. “He came in and took full responsibility for everything.”
“Nice,” Sammi said.
Deena Cortese, 36, asked her how she would feel.
“I can coexist,” Sammi said. ‘I’m in a different place in my life. His damn show isn’t my damn show anymore.’
Vinny asked Angelina to take pictures of him for his Instagram. He told her to make the photos more artistic. Vinny asked how her conversation with Jenni went and that he heard they had had an argument. Vinny told her to tell Jenni that they could just coexist.
Snooki and Deena enjoyed their drinks during dinner.
Different place: “I can coexist,” Sammi said. ‘I’m in a different place in my life. His damn show ain’t my damn show anymore
Photo session: Vinny asked Angelina to take pictures of him for his Instagram
“I should probably go to bed because of all the emotions that happened today, but I’m reminding myself that I’m still on vacation,” Snooki said in a confessional. “So maybe Dirty Stay Outs wants to go to the bar?”
Snooki, Deena and Angelina went to the bar and took shots.
“Anything after this point isn’t me,” Snooki said.
Snooki stood on the bar and started dancing.
“Coyote Ugly, b****,” Snooki said.
Deena told them that her stripper friend Xena texted her that she was going to work at El Jefes if she wanted to come over for some margaritas. They walked to El Jefe’s and Xena met them outside.
“Our stripper friend Xena is waiting for us outside,” Snooki said in a confessional. “She’s ready to go. She looks really cute with clothes on.”
Angelina asked Snooki to hit her chest.
New Friend: They walked to El Jefe and Xena met them outside
“Harder than that,” Angelina said.
“I should have gone to bed, but as a mom I feel like I’m with the kids 24 hours a day,” Snooki said. “So these trips are perfect for me because it’s my little mommy escape.”
Snooki then hit the bar at El Jefe’s with Deena and later Angelina. The crowd at the bar cheered.
“I feel like there’s no stopping the meatballs at this point,” Deena said. “We’re killing it.”
“Let’s have fun, b*****!!!,” Deena shouted.
The bartender poured shots into their mouths.
“I feel like I’m 21 again,” Snooki said. “I haven’t danced in a bar since college.”
The bartender threw money at her. Snooki then fell back onto the bar and smashed the glasses behind her.
Going Down: Snooki then fell back onto the bar and smashed the glasses behind her
“I’m sorry,” Snooki said. “Oh God, that’s so embarrassing.”
“I think that’s it,” Deena said. ‘Bedtime.’
Snooki, Deena and Angela staggered home.
“We still got it, b****,” Snooki said.
The next morning, Mike took out his board to find out who Angelina’s father was. They enlisted Pam, a research genealogist, to help them. They called her to see if she had any updates, but their call went to voicemail.
“Shadowy,” Vinny said.
“That’s never a good sign,” Mike said.
He said maybe she didn’t answer because she was looking for a clue. Mike put the plate away.
Deena told the group that she had a Family Fun Day planned. She wanted them all to hang by the pool and make tie-dye shirts.
“You can make yours black and gray,” Deena told Vinny.
Snooki skipped and went to brunch with Ron. Ronnie said he just wanted them to go back to the way they were. Snooki asked him what he was going to do when he saw Sam.
Brunch meeting: Snooki skipped and went to brunch with Ron
“I don’t know,” Ronnie said. “I hope we can have a normal conversation.”
“I think she’s into that,” Snooki said. “You have history.”
“She’s a big part of my life, you know?” Ronnie said.
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation returns next Thursday on MTV.