Comedian Marty Feldman said, “The pen is mightier than the sword… and it’s a whole lot easier to write with it.”
Well… we are all entitled to our own trials: mine involves me using a sword to write horoscopes on logs that are sent to my editor! It’s not ‘easy’ work, but she gets free firewood!
Today is all about making communication more fun. Expect the unexpected! And reasons to laugh!
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OSCAR CAINER: Today is about making communication more fun. Expect the unexpected! And reasons to laugh!
RAM
March 21 – April 20
Television talent shows, where the public votes on who stays (and who goes), attract high viewing figures.
When we watch from our couch, even if we don’t pick up the phone or vote online, we feel involved in the decision-making process. Our opinion counts. In our daily lives, on the other hand, it can feel like no one cares about what we think and like.
But in your world now, there is someone who focuses intensely on what you say. And it makes you doubt what you know. But don’t do that. You deserve the respect that you get. Enjoy it.
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BULL
April 21 – May 21
You know that feeling when you’re at the end of a movie or book? The world you’ve been immersed in has disappeared and you have no choice but to adapt and deal with reality?
You may have a similar experience today. As your ruler, Venus, links with innovative Uranus, an epiphany brings the clarity to see how to handle a long-running saga. Hooray.
Whatever happens, it will not only be more interesting, it will also fit your character. And the upcoming storyline has just the right amount of drama.
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TWIN
May 22 – June 22
How did you get into your current job? Who is to blame? What went wrong? Stop! Just because things didn’t go the way you expected doesn’t mean there’s a problem.
You are still adjusting to a different set of circumstances; it is too early to judge them as unsatisfactory. Yes, there are challenges. But today, your ruler’s link with lucky Jupiter brings a different perspective.
You are more than capable of handling the problems that come your way, and the satisfaction you get will be more than enough to keep you going.
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CANCER
June 23 – July 23
You’re in uncharted territory; you’re heading in a new direction and you’re engaging with someone (or something) you never expected to come into contact with. No wonder you’re feeling a little off-kilter.
But while part of you feels nervous, another part recognizes that you are moving forward on a path of growth and self-development. It is impossible to spend your life thinking the same thoughts and feeling the same emotions; exploring new landscapes is healthy and right. You have the support you need. This is going to be good.
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Lion
July 24 – August 23
Instead of thinking about what you can do, try thinking about what you want to do. Because Mercury (in your sign) is linked to Jupiter, you not only have choice, but also power. That means it pays to consider your options carefully.
Sometimes we limit our choices because it makes choosing easier. Don’t do that!
Today, the first chance is not necessarily the best. And the most obvious solution may not be as ideal as it seems. If you are willing to dig deep, you will find alternatives that lead to great results.
A powerful cosmic climate is working in your favor now. You can make a positive transformation and achieve what you have hoped for. A personal birth horoscope report will tell you what is really possible… and when… and how.
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VIRGIN
August 24 – September 23
Are you suffering from a misconception? Is your current hope way off? Absolutely not. You will have to make adjustments along the way, but your idea is excellent.
And you will be able to adapt as you progress. The link between your ruler and lucky Jupiter brings a boost of self-confidence that allows you to put your worries aside.
Don’t focus on your goals, focus on what is actually unfolding. When you focus your energy on the tasks at hand, you will see the evidence that you are on the right path.
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SCALE
September 24 – October 23
Developing a thick skin and being immune to criticism sounds appealing. While the idea of being so thin-skinned that you react to the slightest provocation does not.
But in an ideal world, we have to find a balance between these two extremes. It’s not about deciding to be tougher forever. Or about deciding to sacrifice your own long-term needs for someone else’s.
When faced with a difficult decision, remember that you are only making a choice that is appropriate for today’s circumstances. The Venus/Uranus connection promises exciting options in the future.
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SCORPION
October 24 – November 22
What was wrong with Achilles’ heel? Were there no podiatrists around to help him strengthen his weak spot and make him invincible?
But then again, if he hadn’t had a weak spot, he wouldn’t have achieved eternal fame! The reality is that we all have our vulnerabilities.
And sometimes they have hidden blessings. If we could find a cure, we would lose an aspect of our sensitivity that would affect our ability to relate to others. You might want to change a difficult aspect of your life. But therein lies a gift that brings great strength.
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ARCHER
November 23 – December 21
“Success comes with a reputation for wisdom.” This old saying has a very good point.
We often associate great success with smart thinking. We think of people who have “made it” as people who have made smart choices. But maybe they have just been lucky. If we spent time with them, we would realize that they don’t know much that is worth knowing.
You know what you want to achieve. And with today’s connection between Mercury and your ruler bringing luck into your world, you can move forward with determination to achieve it. Go for it!
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IBEX
December 22 – January 20
Throughout history, animals have been bred to meet the needs of humans. Think of the huge Shire horses used to plow the fields. And camels that trek through the desert with their own water supply.
But we also adapt to the demands of those around us and our workload. Your reputation as a problem solver has led you to develop broad shoulders; you have become so accustomed to carrying a lot that you don’t notice the effect it has on you.
Today’s chance is in your name. You’ll have to put something down to grab it.
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AQUARIUS
January 21 – February 19
Apparently it was the American statesman Benjamin Franklin who said, ‘The only certainties are death and taxes.’
When it comes to predicting what will happen with absolute certainty, he has a point! But as someone whose job it is to look into the future, I can confidently predict that yours holds much to be excited about.
And since Venus is linking with your ruler today, you can too! Here comes an event that opens a portal to a more positive mindset. You can shake off a sense of pessimism and look to the future with more hope.
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FISHING
February 20 – March 20
Goji berries are a superfood. Nightshade berries are poisonous. Fine. No one is going to throw those in a blender and make a smoothie! But they do look a lot alike.
Which emphasizes that some things look the same but have very different consequences. Now let’s look at the choice you’re facing. You’re trying to differentiate between scenarios that look the same.
You feel like one is beneficial and the other is detrimental. But unlike the berries, both options have their advantages. Relax.
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