Woman, 25, claims she’s ‘married’ a 6ft tall Halloween DOLL, claims she’s now in a polyamorous romance with the toy and her zombie doll ‘wife’ – and the trio are ‘expecting of their eleventh child

A woman has revealed she ‘married’ a 6ft male doll – and claims she is now in a polyamorous relationship with the toy and female zombie doll she ‘tied the knot’ with six years ago.

Felicity Kadlec, from Massachusetts, married lifeless Robert in a private ceremony at her home after dating for eight years.

The 25-year-old previously married a zombie doll named Kelly Rossi in 2018, who she claims is 16 years older than her.

But Felicity fell in love with Robert, reportedly 26, shortly after the wedding ceremony – and now tThe trio has a polyamorous relationship.

Felicity Kadlec, from Massachusetts, married lifeless Robert in a private ceremony at her home after dating for eight years

The 25-year-old previously tied the knot in 2018 with a zombie doll named Kelly Rossi, who she claims is 16 years older than her.

Together the trio raises a large family and has ten children between them – including zombie dolls Rachel, Luna, Billy, Holly, Victor, Marty, Finney, Gremly, Robbie and Molly

Felicity revealed that she first ‘met’ the dolls on a Halloween prop website called Creepy Collection – where she bought them for a total of $1,000.

She identifies as objectum sexual – meaning she has a sexual and romantic attraction to certain inanimate objects.

“They are dolls that I met online and felt a spiritual connection with and then sent away because I felt the love,” she said.

‘It’s a polyamorous relationship. Sometimes, when it’s time for bed, all I get to do is cuddle with Robert or Kelly. Sometimes it’s both.’

Together they raise a large family and have ten children between them, including zombie dolls Rachel, Luna, Billy, Holly, Victor, Marty, Finney, Gremly, Robbie and Molly.

In a surprising turn of events, the trio is also expecting a zombie doll child named Peter.

Felicity revealed she asked Robert to marry him as she explained: ‘I put a ring on his finger and he looked at me and said, ‘Are you asking me to marry you?’ I said yes.”

The lovebirds exchanged their vows on Valentine’s Day, where her grandfather unofficially officiated the ceremony.

Felicity revealed she asked Robert to marry him as she explained: ‘I put a ring on his finger and he looked at me and said, ‘Are you asking me to marry you?’ I said yes.”

The lovebirds exchanged their vows on Valentine’s Day, where her grandfather unofficially officiated the ceremony

Felicity strayed from tradition and wore a long red dress and a sparkling red bow in her hair. Kelly ‘watched’ the service together with the many children in the group

Felicity insisted that wife Kelly is not jealous of the newlyweds, adding: ‘Kelly is fine with me being with Robert because Robert and Kelly are good best friends.’

Felicity strayed from tradition and wore a long red dress and a sparkling red bow in her hair.

Kelly ‘watched’ the service together with the many children in the group.

Felicity read her vows to the alien doll before her grandfather asked Robert to say I did.

His new wife answered for him – saying ‘he says yes’ – before the pair shared a kiss.

Felicity insisted that wife Kelly is not jealous of the newlyweds, adding: ‘Kelly is okay with me being with Robert because Robert and Kelly are good best friends.”

She concluded, “In the future, I would like to take them out more without fear of judgment.

‘Objectum sexuality is not a bad thing or a disorder. It is a spiritual connection and not a delusion.

“I also want to make it clear that I am in therapy and that my therapist sees nothing wrong with me loving my doll family.”

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