Now, I don’t want to alarm the squeamish among us, but there’s a group of housewives in the suburbs who are currently having orgies with each other right under our noses, and we’re none the wiser.
Serious.
How should I know that? Grab the popcorn, because it’s quite a story!
It all started when I heard rumors about a new women-only party coming to Australia.
It’s called Skirt Club and can best be described as an underground community with a lot of glamor for women who like to play with women. In short, a cocktail party for ladies who want to discover their bisexuality in a safe and judgment-free environment. It is extremely popular in London, Berlin, Vienna, Ibiza, NYC, Shanghai.
Jana Hocking met a suburban housewife who meets other mothers for sex. The woman met the others at Skirt Club
I decided to contact the founder, Genevieve LeJeune, and she explained that she created it to take the pressure off women who are a little curious about what it’s like to be with a woman. They do this without having to throw themselves into the deep end, such as going to a gay bar or going on a date with another woman in public.
Genevieve emphasized that glamor is the most important element of these parties – this isn’t a place you go in jeans and a cute top. There is a strict dress code and all guests must pass a background check before being listed. (Oh, if only dating apps did the same!)
It all sounded very exciting, and I made a mental note to check it out the next time I was in Sydney, but when life got busy I never thought about it again.
That was until a very attractive blonde slid into my DMs on Instagram one night after I asked my followers to share their saucy secrets.
What she had to say left me shocked. She wrote, “I’m just your everyday suburban mom/wife on the outside. Some days I take my kids to school and meet other bi mom friends at a day hotel for sex.”
Umm…excuse me…WHAT!
Skirt Club can best be described as a high glamor underground community for women who like to play with women (photo from one of the events)
After doing my own background check on her Instagram and concluding that this was indeed an everyday suburban mom/wife, I decided to dig a little deeper and find out more. So I wrote back, “Wow, I love this for you! Like multiple women all coming together? How did you discover you were bi?’.
And she wrote back: ‘Usually a few of us together, 4-5. We all know each other through Skirt Club. My husband is a bit funny when it comes to one-on-one conversations, but doesn’t mind when it’s just a couple of us.”
Well, then I just had to know more, so I asked if she was free for a phone conversation, and luckily she agreed on the condition that I keep her identity anonymous. Understood.
For the next hour, she wowed me with stories about Skirt Club, her newfound bisexuality, and the adventures she’d had since her first visit to one of their parties.
If I wasn’t so boy-crazy, she would have let me cross almost all the way to the other side. Seriously, I found myself getting a little excited about it.
She said that after listening to my conversation with Genevieve and having a very honest conversation with her husband, she decided to put on her big girl panties (or in this case a very sexy lingerie set) and go to the next party.
Those who had been to the parties before then started taking off their clothes and preferred to walk around in their lingerie. Many guests left in pairs, and in some cases in groups (photo from one of the events)
A very attractive blonde ended up in my Instagram DMs one night after I asked my followers to share their saucy secrets
After going through the background check and paying her membership fee, she was given the address of a very fancy AirBnB house that had been rented for the night. She arrived with a serious case of nerves, but also with a curiosity that simply couldn’t be ignored.
She was greeted at the door by one of the hosts, dressed in a very sexy outfit consisting of lace and leather, and promptly given a glass of champagne before being introduced to some other nervous guests.
After everyone had enjoyed a glass or two, the hosts suggested we all play some fun board games. They all formed a circle and played ‘spin the bottle’ before the guests started openly flirting with each other.
She said those who had previously attended the parties started shedding clothes and preferred to walk around in their lingerie. Many guests left in pairs, and in some cases in groups.
She said one of the hosts noticed she was standing alone so suggested she check out the upstairs bedroom. They walked up the stairs and were lusted after by four ladies in a naked romp. One of them reached out and suggested she join them.
So that’s where she had her first girl-on-girl experience with four other women. Talking about diving!
I asked if other women were watching and she said everything was very open. The parties usually consist of people who are there to participate in group or one-on-one sessions, and people who prefer to watch.
I asked what the guests looked like (I’m ashamed to say I thought there would be mostly cool women) and she said they were all very feminine. Various shapes and sizes. Interestingly enough, she said the women were mostly between 25 and 45 years old because the younger crowd is so much freer with their sexuality these days and so doesn’t need private parties to experiment.
She said she has attended many more skirt club events since that night, including topless yoga classes, miniskirt nights and various other themes. What I found so enticing about these evenings is the amount of effort that goes into them.
These are not hastily rented apartments with one main purpose: to fuck. She said that all the women put a lot of effort into dressing in sexy outfits, and there are always decadent cocktails, champagne and beautifully decorated rooms. Let’s admit it: only women can keep a swingers event stylish.
She also revealed that many of the women at these parties are married and most of their husbands are aware that they are discovering a side of themselves that they have always been curious about. It’s the one need their husbands will never be able to satisfy for them: the need to see what it’s like to be with a woman. Oh, how modern we have all become.
I asked if other women were watching and she said everything was very open. The parties usually consist of those who are there to participate in group or one-on-one sessions, and those who prefer to watch
She also revealed that many of the women at these parties are married and most of their husbands are aware that they are discovering a side of themselves that they have always been curious about.
I mean, the only way I’ve ever been with a woman was after a million tequila shots and a dashing first move from the femme fatale at a house party.
How nice it would have been to experience this without beer glasses and loud music.
How did my secret visitor to the Skirt Club end up making a standing booking at a day hotel with other sassy mums after they left for school? Well, she revealed that some regular partygoers had so much fun together that they ended up exchanging numbers and making a pact to get together once a month (as opposed to the skirt parties that only happen once every three months). She said it’s something fun to put in the journal that makes her life less vanilla.
You have to admit that it is all very exciting. I asked if she worried about developing deeper feelings for the women she gets naked with, and she said no. They are all happy with the ‘Friends with benefits’ situation they have. She also revealed that her sex life with her husband is now better than ever. She said the freedom to explore her bisexuality has bonded them in a way that has really paid off in the bedroom.
To that I say bravo!
So after a year that made us realize that life is short, why not make 2024 the year we explore all the interesting factors of our dating life and try something new? Oh well, if only for the good stories!