Siri is truly terrible, but I’m optimistic about the rumored iOS 18 reboot – and here’s why

Twelve years after its launch, Siri now feels like a modern Apple Newton. Both started life as bold new personal assistants, but stagnated and fell by the wayside. And both have been the butt of jokes on major comedy shows – so was the Newton famously skewering The Simpsons, while Siri recently starred in the final season of Control your enthusiasm (warning: the scene in question contains a tirade of expletives).

But while the Newton was put out of its misery and canceled in 1998, Apple put Siri tapping into our iPhones. Well, hardly – ​​anyone who has used Siri will have their own story of frustration with its apparent declining IQ. Apple cannot let this continue. And thankfully, evidence is mounting that we’ll finally get a Siri reboot (or at least a makeover) at WWDC 2024.

Apple is strongly hinting that AI and, to a lesser extent, Siri will be at the forefront of its annual developer conference. The SVP Marketing Greg Joswiak posted on X (formerly Twitter) that the event will be “Absolutely incredible,” with the capitalization offhandedly spelling AI. Additionally, the promo’s typography (below) also contains echoes of Siri’s color scheme.

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But a wave of credible rumors and Apple’s own machine learning research also support the theory that Siri could soon become, if not great, then at least not an anachronistic embarrassment.