Sex sells and retired NFL star Jason Kelce is a natural salesman.
The former Philadelphia Eagles center, who was voted People’s “Sexist Men” in 2023, filmed an ad for the brewery he co-owns with his brother Travis. And like so many other beer ads, Kelce’s involves a car wash, some swimsuits, and an epic helping of epidermis.
“Man, this really sucks,” former nose tackler Beau Allen tells his former teammate Kelce.
The two stood around Kelce’s Tesla Cybertruck and Allen complained about the low water pressure seeping from the hose.
“It’s going to take forever,” Kelce agreed, before being inspired by a Garage Beer bumper sticker that was on his electric vehicle.
Former Eagles nose tackle Beau Allen sprays Jason Kelce with the hose during a beer commercial
The two former Eagles teammates are seen drinking cans of Garage Beer and washing a Tesla
Kelce’s red swimsuit allowed him to show off his legs by putting one foot on his bumper
Kelce quickly tosses Allen a can of Garage Beer, which inexplicably improves the water pressure. Both men douse themselves in light beer and water before dancing shirtless to ZZ Top’s “Gimme All Your Lovin.”
Some highlights include Kelce throwing a beer can at Allen with a shotgun, and another shot of the retired offensive lineman smashing a beer can in the driveway.
The best part is that the video ends with Kelce and Allen relieving themselves in some bushes.
“What did I just watch?” wrote former NFL offensive lineman Ross Tucker on X. “And more importantly, why wasn’t I invited?”
“PLEASE TELL me there’s a calendar coming!!,” one fan added.
The company’s social media team was quick to respond: “I like how you think.”
Last summer, the Kelce brothers took a stake in the beer company.
“For me, the brand fits my lifestyle and having a few beers is a great excuse to get the neighbors together,” Jason Kelce said in a statement at the time.
“If you like good beer, this is a good beer,” Travis Kelce said on the brothers’ podcast, New Heights.