SARAH VINE: Saying 'Perfecto!' We drive exactly at the maximum speed. Being too hammered to untie a bra. Just three of the MANY things about men that annoy women. So… What male weaknesses are on your 'ick list'?

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You know what's at the top of my “ick” list? People who use the word 'ick'. It's like starting a sentence with 'so' or ordering a very complicated coffee when there's a long line. It just gets on my nerves.

It's a modern affectation, a form of passive-aggressive bullying that makes it seem as if the person experiencing the so-called ick (defined in the dictionary as “a sudden feeling of disgust that seems to come out of nowhere”) is the victim. of some unspeakable act, when in fact they are merely highlighting the object of their supposed disgust.

The whole thing reminds me of school bullies, the self-proclaimed cool kids who were always picking on others because of physical characteristics they had no control over, like the color of their hair, or the way they ran, or the size of their body. feet or wearing glasses. Or just laugh at others, simply because they happened to be a little different.

Declaring that you like someone means making yourself look good at someone else's expense. It's just mean. You might have thought that in this ultra-woke, ultra-diversity-conscious world, such things would be anathema, especially among the young. Apparently not.

It seems okay to be offended by things like the length of someone's fingers, the way someone laughs, or the fact that he or she has a short neck. And do you know why it's good? Because they're guys.

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You know what's at the top of my “ick” list? People who use the word 'ick'. It's a modern affectation, a form of passive-aggressive bullying

These so-called 'ick lists' are usually created by women about men, and as we all know, it is acceptable to outdo men

These so-called 'ick lists' are usually created by women about men, and as we all know, it is acceptable to outdo men

These so-called 'ick lists' are usually created by women about men, and as we all know, it is acceptable to outdo men

It's the same logic that says it's okay to use racist language about a white person because he's white

It's the same logic that says it's okay to use racist language about a white person because he's white

It's the same logic that says it's okay to use racist language about a white person because he's white

Because these so-called 'ick lists' are usually put together by women about men, and as we all know, it's acceptable to make fun of men because… well, they're men.

It's the same logic that says it's okay to use racist language about a white person because he's white.

Some parts of society are considered so outrageous that they are exempt from the modern rules of respect and inclusivity and all that hashtag “be kind” stuff. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that men, and specifically straight white men, are pretty much the only people on the planet about whom it's not only okay to be rude — it's actively encouraged.

What male weaknesses are on your 'ick list'?

Our office straw poll came up with a list…

Men who…

  • Know their exact weight
  • Whistle
  • Take pictures with their car
  • Take selfies
  • Order a steak at a restaurant and have trouble cutting it
  • Shave their armpits
  • Drink white wine
  • Walk too slowly
  • Wear leather jackets
  • Like milky coffee
  • Mention astrology
  • Order diet versions of a drink
  • Split the bill
  • Use the menu on the chocolate box to choose a chocolate to eat
  • Order a dessert
  • Only wear baseball caps backwards
  • Read books about getting rich
  • Mansplak everything
  • Have short fingers
  • Have long nails
  • Always on holiday in Spain
  • Make a noise when you get off a chair
  • Speaking of their ex
  • Are overly sensitive
  • Are addicted to porn
  • Have a funny smile
  • Hold cutlery with an overhand grip
  • Tripping while walking
  • Can't clap to a rhythm
  • Have been burned by the sun
  • Make sure your feet are dangling from the foot of the bed
  • Push a pull door
  • Say 'can't wait' when you arrange something
  • Have a short neck
  • Eat breakfast. Take a bath
  • Don't read
  • Are picky eaters
  • Take off their chain/necklace before getting intimate
  • Run to the bus
  • Order cocktails
  • Have lonely gray hairs in their beards
  • Wear Lycra
  • Press their legs together on public transport

  • Buy mints instead of gum
  • Set more than two alarms for the morning
  • Drive exactly at the speed limit
  • Dance out of time to music
  • Smile with food between their teeth
  • Open the food with the label upside down
  • Studying religion at A-level
  • Don't have ice in the house
  • Buy a body wash that is not Radox or Original Source
  • Use a straw
  • Play badminton/tennis
  • Get a navy blue bath mat
  • Provide brown sheets
  • Make sure you don't have at least two sets of sheets or towels
  • Don't swim
  • Use something like a fake microphone and sing
  • Have a reusable bag for groceries
  • Provide fewer than four pillows
  • Provide more than four pillows
  • Use 'x' or too many emojis
  • Have posters
  • Place a ballpoint pen behind their ear
  • It takes ages to get served at the bar
  • Say 'perfecto'
  • Apply Vaseline with their little finger
  • Say 'little' instead of 'little'
  • Can't find parking spaces
  • Are rude to restaurant staff
  • Chew loudly with their mouth open
  • Are overly obsessed with video games
  • Do not wear socks with shoes
  • Talking about family wealth
  • Play air guitar
  • Difficulty unhooking a bra
  • Use excessive punctuation in texts
  • Leave a pile of laundry in the bedroom
  • Don't tip
  • Run with a backpack on (or worse if it's a backpack with a built-in water bottle with a long plastic straw)
  • Coo about cats
  • Are not aware of their bad breath
  • Overstyle their hair
  • Order oatmeal/coconut/almond milk with coffee

List compiled by Molly Clayton

Don't get me wrong: men can have some very annoying habits. But women can do that too. I myself am guilty of too many things to list here, but they include never emptying a cup of tea and leaving a small amount of liquid at the bottom of the cup so that if anyone else picks it up they risk getting cold to spill tea on himself. ; using my car as a (very messy) extension of my handbag; pathological bulging of sofa cushions; opening windows in winter (what can I say: I love fresh air); eating hummus from the jar with my finger.

Therefore, for the most part, it is best not to be too judgmental of others: let she who is without disease cast the first stone.

Of course, there are some habits that are downright unacceptable, like not washing the bath after shaving your legs, or using up the last of the toilet paper and not replacing the roll, or putting back an empty milk carton. in the fridge.

Don't get me wrong: men can have some very annoying habits.  But women can do that too.  I myself am guilty of too many to mention here

Don't get me wrong: men can have some very annoying habits.  But women can do that too.  I myself am guilty of too many to mention here

Don't get me wrong: men can have some very annoying habits. But women can do that too. I myself am guilty of too many to mention here

And there are a few things listed on these pages that I completely agree with, like being rude to waiters and chewing loudly. But the majority just seems like general intolerance on the part of the list makers, an opportunity for mockery.

Whatever happened to sparing someone's feelings? None of us are perfect. Do we need to be reminded of this fact? Probably from time to time. But should our nasty habits be highlighted for all to see in a way that can only humiliate and humiliate us? I do not think so.

Sorry ladies. But we also have a few complaints ourselves, says Harry Wallop

Women who…

  • Pouting in photos (it's not sexy)
  • Claim that taking a bath is 'self-care' (stop the candles or dim lights and just enjoy washing yourself)
  • Can't throw. Weigh their food
  • Read self-help books
  • Have fake tan (men don't want to date a female David Dickinson or they risk having their sheets creosoted)
  • Take an age to prepare
  • Call wine 'mummy juice' – or their work 'mumpreneurship'
  • Say “I couldn't possibly” when offered dessert, but then stick their spoon in yours (Order your own!)
  • And I completely agree with Sarah Vine, all those who call everything an 'ick'!