Revealed: According to AI, the ultimate dad makes jokes on Father’s Day – so, would they make you laugh?

It’s something that children all over the world fear.

But in honor of Father’s Day, it’s time to finally shake off the shame and fully embrace the “dad joke” in all its glory.

While all dads think they have the best jokes, we turned to the AI ​​chatbot ChatGPT to create a list of ultimate jokes.

From one-liners to predictable puns, these twenty jokes will make even the most serious reader chuckle.

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While all dads think they have the best jokes, we turned to the AI ​​chatbot ChatGPT to create a list of ultimate jokes

To celebrate Father’s Day, we asked ChatGPT: ‘What are the ultimate dad jokes?’

Within seconds, the AI ​​bot came up with a list of 20 jokes and wrote, “Here are some of the best dad jokes that are sure to get a laugh (or a groan).”

At the top of the list is: ‘Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the courage.’

Then follows the classic ‘What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.”

In fact, food-based jokes seem to be a common thread for ChatGPT.

Other options include ‘What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta’ and ‘What did the grape do when it was stepped on? There was nothing to do but pour out a little wine.’

In honor of Father's Day, it's time to finally shake off the shame and fully embrace the

In honor of Father’s Day, it’s time to finally shake off the shame and fully embrace the “dad joke” in all its glory

In addition to food-based jokes, several of ChatGPT’s jokes are aimed at animals.

‘How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together,” reads one of the jokes, while another asks, “What do you call a fish with a crown? A kingfish.’

Meanwhile, one of the jokes asks, “What do you call a dog that does magic?” A labrador brador?’

It can be hard not to roll your eyes when your dad makes jokes, but try not to. Research shows that these jokes can be an example of good parenting.

Dad jokes are important for teaching children to avoid being embarrassed in front of their parents, argues an expert researcher.

This toughens them up because they survive the shame of their father making a terrible pun and realize that shame isn’t so bad.

Marc Hye-Knudsen, humor researcher and laboratory manager at Aarhus University’s Cognition and Behavior Laboratory, writes for the British Psychological Association‘By teasingly attacking their children’s egos and emotions without resorting to bullying, fathers build their children’s resilience and train them to withstand small attacks and bouts of negative emotions without getting worked up or upset. acting, which helps them learn impulse control and emotional regulation.

‘In light of this, it is worth considering dad jokes as a pedagogical tool that can serve a useful function for the very children who roll their eyes at them.

‘By constantly telling their children jokes that are so bad that they embarrass them, fathers can push their children’s limits in terms of the amount of embarrassment they can handle.

“They show their children that shame doesn’t kill.”

The 20 Ultimate Dad Jokes, According to ChatGPT

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They would destroy each other.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasto.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was excellent in his field.

How does a penguin build its house?

Iglos it together.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Freezing.

Why did the math book look sad?

Because there were too many problems.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie into it.

Why did the coffee report it to the police?

There was a robbery.

What did the grape do when he stepped on it?

There was nothing to do but pour out a little wine.

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?

It was two-tired.

What do you call a fish with a crown?

A kingfish.

Why don’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because he has a silent puddle.

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfying one.

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labrador Retriever.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Why was the math book sad?

There were too many problems.