Readers cringe at Spare’s clip where Prince Harry describes applying cream to his frozen penis
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Prince Harry has wowed readers with his account of applying Elizabeth Arden cream used by his late mother to his frozen penis in 2011.
The moment features in his explosive memoir Spare, with a clip from the Duke of Sussex’s own narrated audiobook circulating on social media, where horrified readers have called it a “Freudian nightmare.”
In the passage, Harry recalls that his late mother, Princess Diana, used to apply the cream to her lips, and says that the smell of the product made him feel as if his mother “was right there in the room” before applying the cream to her lips. his penis. .
Prince Harry, 38, tells how a friend recommended he use the product on the injured area after returning from a trip to the North Pole before his brother Prince William’s wedding.
Prince Harry has left readers in shock after recounting how he applied an Elizabeth Arden cream used by his late mother to his frozen penis after his trip to the North Pole in 2011.
Harry says that he had been unsuccessful with home remedies to cure his ailment when a friend recommended that he use Elizabeth Arden’s formula.
‘My mom used that on her lips. Do you want me to put that on my todger? he said.
After his friend reassured him that the cream worked, Harry bought a tube and said the smell took him back to his childhood, when his mother was still alive.
‘I felt like my mother was right there in the room. Then I took a pinch and applied it…down there,’ she recalled.
Some readers joked that the book was a “Freudian nightmare” after Prince Harry said he thought of his mother before applying the cream to his penis.
The Duke of Sussex recounts how the late Princess Diana once applied the cream to her lips. Photographed in 1995
The royal can be heard pausing pregnant before delivering this last night on Spare’s audiobook version, which is widely shared online.
Some readers suggested that the cream Prince Harry is referring to in the book is the brand’s 8h cream, which comes in a tube, as he describes in the book.
Readers who discovered this moment in Harry’s explosive memories called it a “Freudian nightmare.”
‘PS NO, the mother wants to be ‘right there in the room! after 8 hour cream application, ahem’, ‘down there,” wrote one.
“I need therapy after hearing this,” said another.
“Speaking of a member of the royal family,” one quipped.
‘My Prince Wrote A Porno,’ another wrote, referring to the comedy podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno.’
The reaction to this particular clip saw ‘Elizabeth Arden’ trending on British Twitter, with jokes about the scene and the brand populating the social media platform.
“If you think you’re having a bad day, think about @ElizabethArden’s social media manager, who just went from working at a global beauty company to a premium cream company in the last few hours or so.” one said
“I truly believe if the Queen was still alive reading about Prince Harry thinking about his dead mother while using Elizabeth Arden on her frozen c*** would have killed her,” wrote one.
“The words ‘my penis, my mother and my lips’ should NEVER be used together ANYWHERE,” said another.
Readers cringed at the audiobook clip after it spread online, with some joking that they’ll need therapy after hearing the excerpt, narrated by Harry himself.
Packed with explosive revelations about Prince Harry and the royal family, the book has been dominating the public conversation since its publication on Tuesday.
The ghostwriter of Prince Harry today defended Spare from damaging claims of inaccuracy and historical error, insisting that “inadvertent errors” are common in memoirs where “the line between memory and fact is blurred.”
JR Moehringer, who is also the author of autobiographies for Andre Agassi and Nike co-founder Phil Knight, has come to the defense of the book for which he was allegedly paid $1 million.
Sharing an excerpt from Harry’s book, emphasizing that the exiled prince himself admits that he has sometimes said he was unsure of all the details he shares, often blaming childhood trauma. But in the same book he also insists: ‘It’s important that history be right.’
Moehringer tweeted Harry’s words last night: “Whatever the cause, my memory is my memory… there is as much truth in what I remember and how I remember it as there are so-called objective facts.”
He also tweeted a quote from Mary Karr, author of The Art of Memoir, which read: “The line between memory and fact is blurred, between interpretation and fact. There are inadvertent errors of this type out of the ordinary.
Harry has been accused of a litany of factual errors, including claims that he was descended from King Henry VI, that his mother gave him an XBox before they were made, and that Meghan Markle’s father was bought a plane ticket between Mexico and London. on Air New Zealand, which does not fly that route.
And more missteps surfaced this week, including his recollection of the Queen Mother’s funeral, an anecdote criticizing his stepmother Camilla, and British street giant TK Maxx even corrected another claim in the bombshell book detailing purchases at the shop next door. Kensington Palace with £200 to buy as much as he could in 15 minutes.
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