President Mumblebum talks to dead people. Can’t remember who Hamas are. And now even his own DOJ pack him off to the nursing home! KENNEDY’S head-in-hands conclusion: Biden won’t be voted out of the White House – he’ll be wheeled out

It’s enough to make French President Mitterrand turn in his grave and shout “Sacre bleu!!”

Undeniable evidence of Joe Biden’s startling mental decline is piling up faster than naked selfies in Hunter’s laptop.

The Justice Department has now dropped one of the most damning indictments against our president yet – and no charges have been filed against him.

The special counsel investigating Biden’s mishandling of classified documents found that he “intentionally retained and disclosed classified material after his vice presidency, when he was a private citizen.”

But – listen to this hot malarkey – Joe isn’t being charged.

Why? Because his own Justice Department has concluded that a jury would view him as “a well-meaning older man with a poor memory.”

Translation: No juror would throw his poor old grandpa in trouble, so the DA’s office isn’t going to bother with prosecution.

And it gets worse.

Call the police!

This Special Counsel report focuses on elder abuse.

The document states that during interviews, Biden forgot when he was vice president, the dates of his son Beau’s death and the details of the debate over his own disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Undeniable evidence of Joe Biden’s startling mental decline is piling up faster than naked selfies in Hunter’s laptop.

The special counsel investigating Biden’s mishandling of classified documents found that he “intentionally retained and disclosed classified material after his vice presidency, when he was a private citizen.” (Above) Classified documents in Biden’s garage in Delaware

It is official. America’s top law enforcement branch thinks Biden’s brain has turned to mashed potatoes.

And America agrees.

A new poll from NBC News shows Biden trailing Donald Trump by 23 points on the question: does the candidate have “the necessary mental and physical health to be president.”

That poll was taken before this DOJ report and before Joe’s successive verbal blunders this week, which showed that his cognitive function has been shot.

On Sunday, Biden name-checked the president of France and claimed he had spoken at the 2021 G7 summit.

Unfortunately for Biden, he conjured up the name of former French President Francois Mitterrand and not the current office holder, Emmanuel Macron.

Unfortunately for Mitterrand, he died a quarter of a century before the summit even took place.

Two days later, Biden forgot the name of the murderous terror group responsible for the worst massacre of Jews since the Holocaust.

“There has been a reaction… from… the opposition,” he muttered to reporters.

‘Hamas?’ suggested a helpful voice off camera.

“Yes, I’m sorry, about Hamas,” Joe muttered.

The document states that during interviews, Biden forgot when he was vice president, the dates of his son Beau’s death and the details of the debate over his own disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Then on Wednesday the most devastating, disturbing blooper of all dripped from his lips.

For some inexplicable reason, he backtracked on his G7 “I see dead people” blunder at a fundraiser in New York City.

And this time he replaced the long-dead Mitterrand with a recently deceased European leader.

“Helmut Kohl turned to me and said…” he added.

German Chancellor Helmut Kohl died in 2017!

Joe’s brain is as useful as a week-old bran muffin.

Desperate Democrats are clutching their fingernails for a glimmer of hope that Ol’ Scatterbrains might squeak by in the 2024 campaign by calling him from the toilet in the Oval Office bathroom. And early in this evolving government year, that could be true.

White House officials allegedly put President Mumblebum on ice for a few days after he put his foot in his mouth.

They threw him into a hyperbaric chamber, pumped him full of teenage athletes’ blood, or stuck him like a piñata with vitamin B injections and drove him back there like a totaled Ford Pinto in a used car lot.

But that is no longer possible.

On Sunday, Biden name-checked the President of France and claimed they had spoken at the G7 Summit in 2021. Unfortunately for Biden, he called out the name of former French President Francois Mitterand (above) and not the current office holder, Emmanuel Macron.

He then replaced the long-dead Mitterand with a recently deceased European leader. “Helmut Kohl (above) turned to me and said…” he added

One of the most consequential elections in living memory and a pair of bloody global conflicts teetering on the Third World require the leader of the free world to speak simultaneously.

Now, instead of his oral face appearing in every third speech, his normal-to-bluster ratio is reversed.

Say what you will about its predecessor, but 45 can hold hours-long meetings in which MAGA faithful are peppered with bad advice and then spar with bloodthirsty reporters for 90 minutes – all before lunchtime.

Joe The Medium can’t give a scripted speech, let alone answer a single question, without breaking into an unsanctioned séance.

All the White House can do now is respond to this and claim that Biden is seeing ghosts, fire the Secretary of State and tell the American people that the Commander in Chief relies on the advice of Abraham Lincoln, Mahatma Gandhi and Patrick Swayze.

Joe The Medium can’t give a scripted speech, let alone answer a single question, without breaking into an unsanctioned séance.

The next time Biden gives a speech stick, he’ll pass a Ouija board under his liver-stained hand and people might just buy it.

If there was a single Democrat in America who wasn’t already in complete panic about their weak frontrunner, they’d probably be munching on Prozacs like Tic-Tac today.

But put politics aside for a moment.

This is terrifying!

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We have Kamala Harris cackling like a witch over a bubbling cauldron of hot word salad, a Secretary of Defense who spends days in the hospital without telling anyone, and a President who – according to his own damn DOJ – cannot be held accountable for his actions. own actions.

Forget 2024!

Strengthen the 25th Amendment, folks.

This election could be over before it even starts.

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