Parents expose their children’s weirdest antics in hilarious Tweets
The Perils of Parenthood: People share the hilarious antics of their children, including a five-year-old boy who successfully caught a seagull using gummy worms as bait.
Parenting can be a very difficult and sometimes thankless task, but once in a while, a funny line or some strange behavior from your child can make it all worth it.
Parents around the world took to Twitter to reveal their kids’ weirdest antics, with bored panda collecting the best in an online gallery.
Among the pearls of wisdom shared by young people is that of a five-year-old girl who announced that her mother will not be the grandmother of her future children, as she will ‘choose a good one’.
Meanwhile, a three-year-old girl whose favorite game is ‘restaurant’ forces her mother to play it, and every time the unfortunate adult tries to order something, her daughter simply says ‘we don’t have that’.
And another three-year-old terrorized his mother after the birth of a younger sibling, standing over the sleeping father and whispering how “bad” the new baby is.
Among the funny stories shared by the parents, one revealed that their three-year-old son said some strange things after the birth of a younger brother.
When it comes to other fun shenanigans, a boy managed to successfully catch a seagull in the schoolyard, using gummy bears as bait.
And another smart kid successfully tricked his dad into doing his math homework, using clever trickery.
Meanwhile, a 13-year-old girl impressed her parents when she asked for a turtle, creating an entire PowerPoint presentation on why they should let her have one.
Here, FEMAIL reveals some of the funny but weird things kids say and do…
Brutally honest: A five-year-old girl from the US announced that her mother will not be the grandmother of her future children, as she herself will choose ‘such a good one’
A Boston Twitter user revealed how her three-year-old daughter likes to pretend to run a restaurant that has no food.
Meanwhile, a Los Angeles father was tricked into answering his son’s math homework question after the boy used a clever trick.
Another father revealed how his 13-year-old son made a PowerPoint presentation on why he should be allowed to have a turtle.
A mother shared a funny story about her five-year-old son successfully catching a seagull in the schoolyard, using gummy worms as bait.
Another mother, from the UK, seems to be very busy with her nine-year-old son, especially when he is around his grandmother.
While a mom, from Florida, admits her son doesn’t want to lie down during the day, which means he gets a full workout
And a mother in the US revealed that her one-year-old son greets her every morning by saying sweetly ‘dieeeeeee’
A mother demonstrated the art of lying to her children to push an agenda for them to eat more vegetables, while also revealing that her son likes to “worm” on store floors.
Meena, from San Francisco, hilariously revealed that her daughter said she was going to have a cat ‘when mommy dies’
Meanwhile, Anne, from Toronto, admitted that her 12-year-old son seems quite knowledgeable about gargoyles.