My parents’ iPhone 14 Pro Max phones don’t get Apple Intelligence and they’re not happy about it

News flash for most of you upgrading to iOS 18: you don’t get Apple Intelligence.

I visited my parents last week and saw that they had a pair of still fresh looking iPhone 14 Pro Max phones. I commented on the handsets and my parents asked about the new iPhone 16 Pro Max I was carrying. We talked about some new features, like the camera controls (“It’s just like a real camera!”), and I held down the power button to show them the new look of Siri. Later I showed my father how to remove some folding chairs from the background of a photo. It was then that I realized that they both thought they were getting Apple Intelligence on their phones.