Moment Russell Brand jokes about ‘begging for threesomes’ and having an ‘orgy’ with audience members in unearthed clip from his sold-out ‘Shame’ tour in 2006
Russell Brand once joked about “begging for threesomes” and having an “orgy” with his fans before “riding a river of cum.”
The 48-year-old, who faces accusations of rape and sexual assault – which he denies, made crude gags during his sold-out Shame stand-up tour in 2006.
Speaking to the audience, Brand joked about “feminization”, performing “depraved” sexual acts and even revealed how he made a “terrible mistake” during a “sexual situation”.
He even joked about having an orgy with the crowd before saying he would “work on it one-on-one”, before insisting to the women in the crowd that he wouldn’t was “not found”.
During a segment on the show, the maverick comic also told his fans how much he hated reading stories about himself in the press about his alleged sexual encounters.
Brand once joked about “begging for threesomes” and having an “orgy” with his fans before “riding on a river of cum” (photographed at the GQ Men of the Year Awards event in 2006).
Brand joked about an article in The People newspaper in which he was called “shady”, before joking that it was “pretty realistic” that he was begging for a threesome.
‘It’s depressing. It’s wasted sex. It’s ruined because if I get rid of it it might turn out pretty well so I’ll be done with someone I hear in my head “The mark loomed over the girl, the “Legendary swordsman unleashed his jingle and sneered ‘I’m a sexy, wild man’. It puts you off making love,” he said.
He later goes on to describe a particular article in one of the tabloids about how he “begged” a woman to have a threesome.
Brand said: “You have to read, kiss and tell, right? Watch this kiss and say in The People (it’s) really heartbreaking: “Sleazy TV Russell begged me to have a threesome with a cheap whore from Kings Cross.”
‘As if. Like, okay, begging for a threesome is pretty realistic. But you’re unlikely to find yourself in a situation where you’re begging for a threesome and saying, “oh, could I just say as a condition of this reason, could it be with someone who done just for financial reasons? ‘
Brand, a former BBC and Channel 4 star, is facing explosive complaints from women alleging sexual assault, abuse and predatory behavior – including one who was a 16-year-old schoolgirl.
These include one from a businesswoman – who claimed Brand raped her when she refused a threesome – and another who said she was 16 when he had been strangled during a sexual act.
Brand vehemently denies the allegations and insists his relationships were always “consensual.”
Later, in Brand’s comedy series, which resurfaced following the explosive joint expose between the Times, Sunday Times and Channel 4’s Dispatches, the comedian jokes about having an orgy with his audience before “launching on a river of sperm”.
“We could do that. We could do it if we wanted to. We’re free,” he said. “We’re free to do this. Take your clothes off and do this. There’s nothing stopping us. There’s literally no law against it.
“There is a law, a law, indecent assault. They give me time with that. We’re not going to do that, are we? Because maybe someone is here with their sister. It’ll be awkward, we can’t really have an orgy.
Brand, 48, was heckled by a furious Sir Rod Stewart, 78, at the 2006 GQ Men Of The Year Awards after claiming he slept with the singer’s daughter Kimberly (pictured).
The comedian is currently facing allegations of sexual assault and abusive and predatory behavior between 2006 and 2013, when he was at the height of his fame (Kimberly and Russell pictured in 2006).
Joking that he could then “work with” the audience “one-on-one in the bar”, Brand then adds: “But I will say this, won’t I?” If you’re a single, heterosexual woman… you might think “he’s on TV and he’s so untraceable” – I’m not untraceable. Let’s put this rumor to rest.
Brand later joked about making a “terrible mistake in a sexual situation” where he “accidentally” put on an American accent during sex.
Brand also told the audience how he was challenged by a furious Sir Rod Stewart at the 2006 GQ Men Of The Year Awards after telling the audience he had slept with the singer’s model daughter Kimberly.
When he went on stage at the party to collect his gong, Brand made a very rude remark, saying: “Here’s to Rod Stewart who attacked me earlier this year for doing too many women.”
Before adding: “But then again, I tried his daughter”.
When Sir Rod, now 78, later collected his own trophy, he was keen to criticize Russell for his comment.
Speaking directly to him, the Maggie May singer said: “You went there with my daughter, didn’t you? Russell, get up.
The actor then seems to have lost all his bravado and can be heard sheepishly muttering: “I took her out one night”.
A furious Rod questioned whether Russell had behaved well that night, with the former Big Brother host backtracking and saying: “I never touched that girl.”
“Damn right, you didn’t,” Rod replied, “You don’t have to come here and brag. I’m speaking here as a father.
Rod – who has eight children in total – shares Kimberly, now 44, and son Sean, 43, with ex-wife Alana, 78.
Brand reportedly tried to make amends after the tense moment and the pair could be seen sharing a smile after the awards ceremony.
Joking about the exchange, Brand told the audience during his stand-up performance: “It was a joke, right? Just kidding. I hadn’t had any.
‘It was a really awkward and embarrassing situation. I’m going to win an award for style; this man in his prime wore fucking tiger leggings.