Melbourne mystery pooper: Horrified family finds half-naked woman performing a disgusting act on their doorstep: ‘Can I have two minutes?’

A Melbourne tenant has revealed how her husband came home from a football match to find a half-naked woman he didn’t know defecating on his doorstep.

Lynette Nimo, passing by Nettysaid the woman even had the audacity to ask her confused husband Azza for “two minutes” to finish her business after he bumped into her.

“When my husband told me I was like, ‘What?’ I really didn’t understand at first,” Ms Nimo told Daily Mail Australia on Thursday.

Mrs Nimo said her husband was taking the tram back to Kew on Saturday evening after going to a football match when he walked to the entrance to their unit complex at around 10.45pm and came across the ‘random woman’.

According to her husband, the woman was half-lying on the floor, propped up on her elbows, and her pants were hanging around her ankles.

“My husband was shocked and said, ‘Are you okay?’ and she said, ‘Can you give me two minutes?'” she said.

“He said, ‘Excuse me?’ and she just said, ‘I need two minutes,’ and so he walked back outside to the mailboxes.”

Azza had been walking around the side of the unit building and that’s where he came across the woman

The mysterious woman then pulled up her pants and walked down the street.

“She just slowly walked past my husband and gave him a quick wave and then said ‘hello,’” Mrs. Nimo said.

He walked back to the front door and discovered that the woman had put a “huge poop” on the doormat.

The couple sees the funny side of the encounter and has decided not to file any form of formal complaint.

“It’s a beautiful area, so it’s very strange,” she added.

‘When my husband came into the flat he told me, but I didn’t believe him. So he said it’s near the door, go check it out.’

Netty said the woman had not returned to explain or apologize.

“The landlord is a nice guy, we get along well and that’s why I texted him to tell him what happened,” she added.

“He offered to clean it up because it wasn’t the residents’ fault.”

The woman’s work was left outside the front door of the unit complex

She added that he later reviewed the building’s security footage to find out what had happened.

“He showed me the video on his phone from the CCTV and she was there for a while before my husband showed up,” Ms Nimo added.

In a bizarre twist, Ms Nimo said after posting a video on TikTok about the incident, she discovered new graffiti on the mailboxes downstairs.

“It was written ‘Chelsea loves Adam’ so we’re wondering if it was revenge for a broken relationship or something,” she revealed.

Commenters on her video shared similar encounters they too had had.

‘My postman once made a mess along the side of my house. It was a huge one and I was not impressed at all,” one person said.

Another added: “I went to the park near our house last week and someone had done this – on the park bench!”