If you’ve dreamed of dressing like your custom skater from Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1have your incredibly specific dreams been answered by the clothing retailer Loewe (via The edge). It debuted a line of pixelated garments at Paris Fashion Week last year, but they’re only now hitting shelves. As for their prices, you have to hold your low-poly ass.
The items range in price from $590 to $3,400, and they’re not even hi-res textures! While they seem to exist purely as a novelty item, Loewe seems to think people will actually buy them since every item in the collection is for sale. It’s actually hilarious to see a high-end fashion brand take such a playful idea so seriously.
I bet these clothes are as high quality as pixelated clothes. But if you do buy them, try not to be too upset if someone tricks you on Halloween 2023 with an equally convincing (and much cheaper) homemade gritty costume.