Kim Kardashian showed off how to slice a cucumber while playing sassy publicist Siobhan Corbyn on Wednesday’s episode of American Horror Story: Delicate.
The 42-year-old reality star in a kitchen scene with Emma Roberts, 32, effortlessly chopped up cucumbers, in stark contrast to her half-sister Kendall Jenner, 27, who infamously struggled with the task in a May 2022 episode of The Kardashians.
The season 12 episode, titled When The Bough Breaks, showed Emma’s actress character Anna Victoria Alcott reeling after a miscarriage.
Her husband Dexter Harding, played by Matt Czuchry, called her publicist and best friend Siobhan to their Hamptons hideout to help his wife.
Anna looked at her phone as a Rock-a-bye Baby ringtone played and saw that it was a call from Siobhan.
Horror show: Kim Kardashian showed off how to slice a cucumber while playing sassy publicist Siobhan Corbyn on Wednesday’s episode of American Horror Story: Delicate
“Hello beautiful,” Siobhan said as she suddenly appeared in Anna’s room.
Anna gasped and asked Siobhan what she was doing there.
‘Dex called me. He told me to come over,” Siobhan explained.
“That was just a minute ago,” Anna said.
“Honey, that was this morning. An hour later I was in the car,” Siobhan assured her.
“You just called me,” Anna insisted, surprised to see the clock on her phone was three hours ahead.
‘I called you from the car. That was three hours ago,” Siobhan told her.
“Something is happening to me,” Anna said.
Cucumber episode: Kendall Jenner, 27, infamously struggled to cut a cucumber in a May 2022 episode of The Kardashians
Strange technique: The model showed off a strange technique while cutting a cucumber on the Hulu show
Cut: Kim’s character Siobhan easily slices a cucumber in a kitchen scene with Emma Roberts
“You really need food,” Siobhan told her.
Siobhan was then shown in the kitchen easily slicing a cucumber for Anna.
“This is orgasmic,” Anna said as she tasted it.
“It’s the Green Goddess dressing that went viral on TikTok,” Siobhan said.
Siobhan told Anna that she had the ‘hurried look’ she had after her own miscarriage.
“Did you feel crazy too?” Anna asked.
“I’m honestly shocked I didn’t get a 5150’d. I mean, I was this close to running down Fifth Avenue and screaming, ‘F*** the patriarchy,'” Siobhan said, referring to an involuntary psychiatric hold.
“I mean, think about it. Your body is flooded with chemicals just to get you pregnant, and then flooded with even more chemicals once you’re pregnant. And then suddenly you’re not there anymore, so the chemicals just fall off on top of all the sadness. It’s exactly what happens after postpartum. Except you don’t even get the baby out,” Siobhan added.
I loved it: “This is orgasmic,” Anna said as she tasted it
Food Needed: “You really need food,” Siobhan told her
‘Yes. No one told me it would be like this,” Anna said.
Anna then asked Siobhan if she had kept her ‘dog’ after her miscarriage.
“It almost feels sadistic, but it will go away,” Siobhan assured her.
“How did you get through it?” Anna asked.
“The only thing I’ve done well is sweat out my anger,” Siobhan said.
Siobhan then encouraged Anna to take her for a walk after she ate the salad.
“Alright, chew quickly, asshole,” Siobhan said.
Anna confided during their walk that she believed Dex might be having an affair.
Suspicion of an affair: Anna confided during their walk that she believed her husband Dex might be having an affair
“Okay, we’re done,” Siobhan said.
‘By which?’ Anna asked.
“The pity party. Dex is not having an affair. That fake nurse didn’t cause you a miscarriage, and there’s no secret plot to sabotage your chances of getting pregnant. You’re just famous now, and sometimes it blows. You still have a week to grumble. And then we’ll get you back in the chair,” Siobhan said.
“Okay, which seat?” Anna asked.
‘The beauty chair. I just booked you the cover of Vogue,” Siobhan revealed.
‘Fashion? Siobhan, I’m nobody,’ Anna said.
“If you were a nobody, would bitches sneak into your house and your hospital room? You deserve this. And even if you didn’t, I did,” Siobhan said.
“Do you really think I’m ready?” Anna asked.
‘No one is prepared for anything – motherhood, stardom, miscarriages – we’re all just learning on the job. I need you to pull yourself out of your misery and realize your ambition,” Siobhan said.
Strong answer: ‘No one is prepared for anything – motherhood, stardom, miscarriages – we’re all just learning on the job. I need you to pull yourself out of your misery and realize your ambition,” Siobhan said
Siobhan then received a call from Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour and told Anna to take the call and then leave.
AHS: Delicate also stars Cara Delevingne, 31, as Ivy, as well as anthology series regulars Billie Lourd, Denis O’Hare and Leslie Grossman.
The series based on Danielle Valentine’s book Delicate Condition premiered on September 20 and is presented in two parts.
The first season of American Horror Story titled Murder House premiered in October 2011.