KENNEDY: So Jill, what IS it about the peacocking glamour of First Lady-dom that makes you incapable of doing the right thing – and putting fossilized Biden out of his high-officed misery?

Our president is failing, sick and should have long since disappeared from the halls of power.

So despite Joe Biden’s damning indictment last week own DOJ that he’s an obviously sleepy, senile disaster — and the fact that a whopping 86 percent of Americans now think he’s too old to serve a second term — makes me very concerned that his resident doctor is pushing a prescription that borders on malpractice.

And I don’t mean White House physician Kevin O’Connor.

Step forward Dr. Jill Biden (alma mater, University of Delaware. Doctorate in Educational Leadership.)

As her octogenarian husband dribbles through filthy, gaffe-ridden press conferences, steps upstairs, sees dead people and struggles to remember when his own son died, most commentators focus – rightly – on Old Sleepy himself as the one whose greedy skeletal fingers have won do not deviate from the Oval Office tiller.

But last week, a fascinating new book got me thinking: What role does Jumping Jill—nine years younger than Joe, though practically generations younger when it comes to mental and physical acuity—play in all of this? And what kind of woman is she if she isn’t now seriously prepared to beg him to resign?

Nine years younger than Joe, though practically generations younger when it comes to mental and physical acuity. What kind of woman is she if she is not serious now, begging him to resign?

New York Times White House hawk Katie Rogers is publishing “American Woman” later this month and delightfully takes aim at our recent first ladies, starting with that vomit Hillary Clinton.

But it’s Dr. Jill getting the real surgical treatment.

Our current First Femme comes across as a shrieking Nurse Ratched, who bullies the staff into submission and does everything in her pink power to prevent the voting American public from discovering the truth about her declining patient – ​​sorry, husband.

“Why didn’t anyone stop that?!” She is said to have yelled at staffers after they allowed themselves to be humiliated by President Velveeta Cheese Brains in front of journalists in 2022.

“Where was the person who was going to end the press conference?” she asked.

Well Doc, instead of some lady slamming taxpayer funded thugs for literally letting the President of the United States do his job, how about you Answer this: What will it take to blow out the destructive Biden fuse and put your petrified man out of his high-ranking misery? Isn’t it time to call it quits?

After all, the Biden clan more than enjoyed their time in the DC sun.

As Joe never lets us forget, he was first elected to the Senate over 50 years ago?… Or was it 30 years?… Or was that President Sisi of Mexico?

Playing second senorita to the sexy Michelle O, Jill slurped and grinned at state dinners galore while peacocking for eight years with Beyoncé, Meghan and Lady Gaga in a custom Oscar de la Renta and enough Jimmy Choos to support her PhD .

In 2020, she took it up a level again – and since then it’s been a private jet jamboree, Delaware beach jollies, Ralph Lauren and Reem Acra to infinity. And we can’t forget Vogue.

Here was our High Priestess of the Democratic People, draped in seafoam silk and embroidered in gold, eyes closed in ecstasy as she held granddaughter Naomi on the November 2022 cover of “Wedding at the White House.”

“We’re so close to our families, so we always knew we’d be getting married in someone’s backyard,” Naomi told the magazine, before she and her groom climbed a ladder to cut their eight-tier wedding cake.

Now look: I understand that our skirt-and-shirt commanders deserve a glossy treatment (I wouldn’t want President Mitterrand to outdo us!). And I also get this burning desire to protect your husband. That’s what all caring partners do.

But at what point does fierce patronage turn into hard-nosed politics – and at what point is it fair to assume that Nana Jill has a taste for the San Pellegrino served at Anna Wintour’s shoots?

After all, the Biden clan more than enjoyed their time in the DC sun. Playing second senorita to the sexy Michelle O, Jill slurped and grinned at state dinners galore while peacocking for eight years with Beyoncé, Meghan and Lady Gaga in a custom Oscar de la Renta and enough Jimmy Choos to support her PhD .

In 2020, she took it up a notch again – and since then it’s been a private jet jamboree, Delaware beach jollies, Ralph Lauren and Reem Acra ad infinitum. And we can’t forget Vogue. (Pictured: with Lady Gaga).

But at what point does fierce patronage turn into hard-nosed politics – and at what point is it fair to assume that Nana Jill has a taste for the San Pellegrino served at Anna Wintour’s shoots? (Image: Jill presenting an award at the 2023 Grammys).

Robert Hur’s finding that Joe is an “older man with a bad memory” and the consequences that follow mark a major turning point.

From hysterical Hillary to the New York Times and left-wing Jon Stewart, even the most liberal members of the establishment are now turning to the “chocolate cookie man” for his last scoop of presidential ice cream.

Yet Dr. Jill is still convinced that the lame old racehorse can put aside his hot chocolate and afghans and run a winner at the Kentucky Derby.

Jill fired off a screed at Hur, addressed to “Friends” and signed “Love,” and took aim at “inaccurate and personal political attacks,” insisting that Joe had “wisdom, empathy and vision,” as well as buckets full ‘experience’. and expertise’.

That much is undoubtedly true. But if she really cared about her husband’s legacy — about that of the Biden family name — she would put down the silverware and put an end to this sick charade.

Do what’s right, Jill. Otherwise you’ll be remembered as the limelight, age-denying Elphaba who defied gravity and gave Oz away to Donald Trump.