Handbags at sunrise!
Megyn Kelly let loose on the future Mrs. Jeff Bezos – Lauren Sanchez – on Thursday after the raven-haired supervixen was pictured in Milan last weekend wearing a stunning push-up corset and grandma’s black dress over her unmentionable clothes.
Kelly, the long-lost Fox News legend who is no stranger to vixenhood, blasted the thigh-baring president of the Jeff Bezos Fan Club for dressing “like a whore” and argued with her: ahemless natural-looking augmentations.
“You’re dating (one of) the richest men in the world. Try to be a little classy,” she said angrily. “She has Kim Kardashian lips, she made her nose so thin it now looks like a pencil.”
Talk about sisterhood!
Megyn Kelly let loose on future Mrs. Jeff Bezos on Thursday after the raven-haired supervixen was pictured in Milan last weekend wearing a stunning push-up corset and grandma’s black dress over her unmentionable attire.
Kelly, the long-lost Fox News legend who is no stranger to vixenhood, slammed the thigh-baring president of the Jeff Bezos Fan Club as dressing “like a whore” and took issue with her, ahem, less natural-looking augmentations .
Disclaimer: I worked with Kelly as an anchor at Fox for many years and she was always unwaveringly friendly, professional…and very-glamorous.
She etched a template for how women could rule a man’s world through brains, empowerment, humor and, yes, beauty. Everyone admired her.
Now she’s heading up her super-successful podcast and making a killing at it – but not without leaving a few bodies behind.
My question is, what did Sexy Sanchez ever do to get Kelly’s fervent attention the way she stole Jazzy Jeff from MacKenzie Scott so many parties ago?
It’s not like Lauren is being held against her will (like crazy Kanye’s poor Bianca) by this former nerd turned Dr Evil gym fetishist.
No, she doesn’t just seem willing, but eager to globetrot like a hot brat on his $500 million superyacht, as any of us would if we got our hands on the diamond-encrusted turkey of life.
Nor is she a moralist who would like to determine the tastes of young girls around the world. She’s minding her own life in the Mediterranean on permanent vacation, in D&G hoochiewear, that giant “I blacked out” engagement ring, and the tightest tanned frame.
And before we reach for the smelling salts, how much more tacky, tacky, or almost naked are her fleshy displays than any other scheming starlet these days?
I can tell you one thing for sure: If I were the candy dripping off a multi-billionaire’s newly fortified arm, I’d be shaking my carefree assets for the drooling paps at every port in the world. .
What did Sexy Sanchez ever do to get Kelly’s fervent attention the way she stole Jazzy Jeff from MacKenzie Scott so many parties ago?
I can tell you one thing for sure: If I were the candy dripping off a multi-billionaire’s newly fortified arm, I’d be shaking my carefree assets for the drooling paps at every port in the world. .
I’m tired of unkempt money men like Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk who pretend to hate their lottery because they’re not cool enough to know how to spend it.
Send it to Lauren! She knows what’s right.
Showy wealth and seemingly doing nothing for work are on everyone’s ‘In’ list for 2024.
Lozza and Big Boy Bezos are also clearly obsessed with each other (and apparently with their own pecs and reflections) – and good for them. Finding love again mid-life isn’t always a walk in Milan.
So if they want to waltz through every neighborhood like it’s the red light district, I won’t get in their way.
Would you love your fiancée more if he had a few hundred bucks lying around and a ship with a siren on the front, made in your own likeness? The answer is hell yes.
Kelly and Sanchez, the stunning, successful and media-savvy senoritas, don’t look much alike. Megyn’s best-selling 2016 memoir was called ‘Settle for More’ – Lauren did just that, it seems.