KENNEDY: How strange that my alma mater UCLA won’t fire their obnoxious “Race and Equity” director for horrible harassment of stricken Kate! Here’s my recipe for the crazy DEI disease infecting academia…

Meet one of America’s grimmest Twitter toads.

He is not your social media snake in the garden.

Because when Johnathan Perkins isn’t spreading vicious conspiracies about Kate Middleton, this 37-year-old charmer heads up UCLA’s Race and Equity Unit in their Office of Equity, Diversity and Inclusion (EDI).

Oh how Mine Mighty Bruins have fallen.

Yes, dear reader, I am a UCLA alumna. And I want to know: How can the number one public university in the country be filled with so many number twos?

If UCLA EDI sounds to you like a condition that can be helped by antibiotics, then you’re on the right track. And this is a very itchy case of it.

On campus, Perkins is tasked with “upholding dignity” and promoting “understanding, compassion and inclusivity.” But to borrow a left-wing bumper sticker: he isn’t living his truth.

“I personally do NOT believe Kate Middleton had/has cancer,” this armchair oncologist posted to his 31,000 “X” followers after the Princess of Wales revealed her diagnosis last month.

That’s not very dignified, Johnny.

Even worse, Perkins is a cancer survivor. I expected a little more compassion.

But wait: it gets even uglier.

UCLA’s EDI guidelines strictly prohibit harassment based on “cancer-related” medical conditions.

Yet Perkins has disgustedly wondered “whether Kate Middleton is still alive” and accused the royal family of “using the Cancer card” to “silence speculation.”

Ruhr. Sounds like textbook “intimidation” to me.

“Wait, shouldn’t Kate Middleton get up today?” he tweeted on Easter Sunday.

Religious resurrection jokes!

How ‘inclusive’ of him, not to mention absurdly hypocritical.

Perkins apparently throws hissy fits every time he thinks someone is bothering the Me-Me Madame of Montecito.

“Do you realize that entire gossip departments are dedicated to making up nonsense about Meghan Markle?” he tweeted last month.

For so many of these Sussex Squad cheerleaders, their bubbling distaste for Kate seems inversely proportional to their obsession with the Baroness of Santa Barbara – and this guy got it badly.

He recently posted: ‘This is an account of American Princess Meghan Markle Stan.’

When it comes to Wales versus Sussex, this ‘Equity’ official loses all poise.

Look, Perkins is clearly crazy. But I’d be inclined to give him a second chance – if he hadn’t already exhausted his human instinct for decency.

As a law student at the University of Virginia, Johnny-boy first made a name for himself in 2011 by claiming in a letter to the student newspaper that he was being racially profiled by campus police.

Weeks later, he took it all back, writing, “I wrote the article to draw attention to the topic of police misconduct. The events described in the article did not happen.”

He’s the Jussie Smollett of EDI!

In 2017, Perkins returned again, saying that his story was indeed true and that he had been pressured by the FBI to recant.

Sure, UCLA has now dismissed this hack after DailyMail.com exposed its Katespiracies in an article published earlier this week… right?

Wrong!

This fantasist is still enjoying his $126,000 EDI salary.

A university spokesperson told the Mail: ‘Statements made on (Perkins’) personal social media account do not reflect the views of the university.’

So UCLA, you’re telling me that if an employee is pushing anti-COVID vax gobbledegook while moonlighting as Alex Jones’ promoter, it would all be great if it were on “personal social media” accounts?

I doubt it.

The truth is that the DEI leviathans have been strangling common sense out of academia for some time now.

First-year medical students at UCLA were recently forced to attend lectures by a pro-Hamas, radical lunatic named Lisa Gray-Garcia, who railed about “structural racism” and “crapitalism” (such a clever combination!) and leads the future doctors of America. in chants of ‘free, free Palestine.’

Perkins fits right in with these sentiment-first propagandists, who are truly a departure from the storied, politically agnostic university I once knew.

How can we fix these broken mental asylums?

Well, deep-pocketed financier Ross Stevens has reportedly threatened to withdraw a $100 million donation to the University of Pennsylvania after President Liz Magill refused to condemn anti-Semitism on campus.

And lo and behold, Lizzy lost her job.

Harvard Lady Boss Claudine Gay was ousted after stepping into that same pile of anti-Israel trash and then piling a stinking shovel of plagiarism on top.

These holier-than-thou institutions seem to respond when the people with their names on the libraries turn off the money tap.

So where are the cash-rich, fed-up alumni who are willing to recall their gifts about Perkins and his complete lack of integrity?

Sing it with me:

Hail to all our Bruin Warriors,

Sons and daughters show the way,

Who we are and what we stand for makes us proud today,

Fight! Fight! Fight!

I, for one, will not just stand by and watch these shameless radicals destroy the school I love.