JANA HOCKING: I know Pete Davidson’s secret weapon for attracting Hollywood beauties

It’s the question that’s been driving the world crazy every time we see Pete Davidson show up with another ridiculously hot girlfriend.

What the hell?

Don’t get me wrong, he’s cute, but let’s take a look at the women he’s dated so far… Ariana Grande (international pocket-sized pop star), Kate Beckinsale (everyone’s favorite MILF), Margaret Qualley (umm… did you SEEN her in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?), Kaia Gerber (she’s literally a supermodel), Phoebe Dynevor (the second hottest thing to come out of Bridgerton after Regé-Jean Page), Kim Kardashian (which way we started) and now Emily Ratajkowski (I think we can all agree she broke the internet after that cheeky music video).

We are talking about some of the most attractive women on the planet. I know at least 10 men who would destroy their marriages for one night with any one of them. So what is it about the adorably lanky guy that he has women in droves?

I decided to do some research…

Jana Hocking, like most people, couldn’t understand why Pete Davidson kept dating some of the hottest women on the planet…until she cracked the code.

Sure, we can ID him with the usual suspects. It’s funny, yes, we women love to laugh. He has that quiet confidence that makes our knees weak. He’s tall, and the stats don’t lie, we love a giant. And of course… there are those rumors about his schlong basically turning him into a human tripod.

But I thought to myself… there has to be more, because there are so many men in Hollywood who have the same qualities, and we don’t see them showing up every week with a new glam on their arm.

And that’s when it hit me.

The reason we don’t see those men showing up every week with a new woman is because they choose ONE. They catch a hottie and put a ring on it!

I HAVE DISCONNECTED THE CODE!

Pete Davidson with his latest love, model and actress Emily Ratajkowski

Pete Davidson is a self-sabotaging, commitment-phobic and drives women crazy. Seriously, I speak from experience. As someone who can’t get enough of those pesky unattainable men, I understand the thrill of nabbing one for a hot second, and that’s exactly what these Hollywood beauties are doing.

They get sucked into his funny jokes and love bombing (he has his ex-girlfriends’ names tattooed on him), but they also see a challenge. The challenge of getting her to fall head over heels for them for more than one hot minute.

We’re forgetting that these women have men falling at their feet, but what about the one who doesn’t? The one that hasn’t been fixed yet. I’m embarrassed to admit it, but in a toxic way, it’s quite tempting. He is like a smiling loving assassin.

Don’t just take my word for it, Kim Kardashian literally chartered a plane all the way to Australia to see him for a weekend. Yes, 11 hours on a plane for one. short. Weekend. Then 11 hours ago.

The girl had a rough time, and as someone who once flew 24 hours to London for a booty call, was trying to make me a husband, I hear you sis!

Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian dated for nine months, and the reality star seemed head over heels in love with the unlikely lothario.

Top model Kaia Gerber with Pete Davidson. The comedian said the couple broke up mainly due to his mental health issues and before he checked into rehab: “She shouldn’t have to worry about a guy who just has problems and shit,” Davidson said.

I’ll say umm and ahh about the kind the world offers me, but ignore me and throw a brief wake-up call my way and I’ll come running. And you ladies, don’t be shaking your head ‘no I, I wouldn’t do that’ because you are a liar, a liar on fire. We love the chase as much as the men.

When you think about it, it’s the same old story that we’ve seen unfold in history many times before. In fact, I think George Clooney was Hollywood’s original Peter Pan. It took him until the age of 53 before finally settling down.

So hide your girlfriends guys, because I think it’s a safe bet that this won’t be Pete’s last adventure, but I’m happy to place bets on who will be next. Maybe a Hadid sister? Dua Lipa? Time will tell…