I’m Australian and here’s my theory about why everyone here is so ‘aggressive’

A woman has revealed a 'bizarre' theory about why Australians are 'aggressive' and swear constantly – and many agree with her hypothesis.

Julz playfully accused Australia of being inhabitable because its creatures and weather were constantly 'attacking' its citizens.

The woman complained about the sun, spring, insects and birds all plotting to 'ruin' an Australian's day.

“Everyone wonders why Australians are so aggressive and swear a lot, but it's because our country is aggressive,” she said in a video.

“You go outside and the sun says, 'You've got 20 damn minutes before I burn you to a damn crisp, so enjoy your moment in the sun before I [ruin] it for you,” she claimed, referring to the high risk of UV radar and melanoma in Australia.

Australians are not safe even after sunset, because of the thousands of insects roaming around.

“You go out at night and not even five minutes later all the bugs want to ruin your night,” Julz continued.

She predicted what an insect might think: “I'm going to sting you and bite you, and you'll be covered in welts, and you'll be itching all night.”

Although she wished the problems were seasonal, even spring brought its own problems.

“Spring should be one of the most beautiful seasons,” she said. 'The flowers start to bloom, the birds start to chirp – but in Australia you can't bloody breathe.'

Julz revealed that her hay fever previously caused her peers to think she had been in a boxing match, had been crying or had chronic asthma.

Julz accused Australia of being inhabitable because the creatures and weather were constantly 'attacking' the citizens

“The chirping birds attack you too,” she said, referring to magpies attacking Australians.

“You'll be outside and getting some sunshine, and you'll find yourself dodging because there's a bird in a tree trying to ambush you.”

'Who designed this country?' she asked angrily.

Many Australians agreed with Julz's reasoning.

“People who don't live in Australia think we're afraid of spiders, but what we're really afraid of are magpies,” one person said.

“Last night I saw a huge insect fly up to my ear and then hit me on the head,” wrote another. 'I'm convinced it was a wasp and I'm so grateful I didn't get stung.'

“Twenty minutes is generous – five and I'm a lobster,” one woman revealed.

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