If posturing Saint Amal cares about Gaza, she should open her Lake Como palace to refugees and dole out Georgie’s millions: KENNEDY’s stinging rebuke after Mrs Clooney accused Netanyahu of ‘war crimes’

If this human rights lawyer thing doesn’t work out, Mrs. George Clooney should consider a career in Hollywood.

She’s a real female villain.

On Monday, Lebanon’s spiciest export since falafel announced — to the delight of pro-Palestinian agitators around the world — that it, along with other legal experts, had urged the International Criminal Court to issue arrest warrants for Israel’s prime minister Netanyahu, as well as against Hamas’ October 7 arrest warrant. massacre masterminds, for ‘war crimes’.

“I hope that justice will prevail in a region that has already suffered too much,” wrote Amal, the daughter of a Muslim mother and a Druze father, in a completely meaningless statement that only Kamala Harris could love.

But by lumping Bibi in with Islamic rapists, baby killers, kidnappers and murders, Saint Amal earned himself a reprimand from our Dotard-in-Chief, who called the ICC’s decision “outrageous.” Secretary of State Antony Blinken called Israel’s “equality with Hamas” “shameful.”

Okay, I’ll say it – Caterpillar Eyebrows and her lawyer friends are giving Iran and its blood-soaked proxies exactly what they want – and this toothless ICC order is about as useless as Hunter Biden at a job fair.

Things will get very tricky at next month’s Biden-Harris fundraiser in LA, when Amal’s salt-and-pepper husband organizes a multi-million dollar donkey ride with his wife Julia Roberts on screen and Barack Obama on third wheel.

Will Amal go? And if she does, will she stab him in the back with a celery stick when Genocide Joe leans over to sniff her hair? Et tu, raw vegetables?

I liked Amal a lot better when she was fighting for hundreds of Yazidis brutalized by ISIS — but let’s face it, she looks her best when she’s flitting around Manhattan with Anna Wintour and lounging in her $100 million palace on Lake Como.

Do you really want to help the people of Gaza, Hunny? Open the doors of your Italian estate to refugees and use Georgia’s millions to help Israel wipe out Hamas.

Otherwise all this talk is just hot air.

Amal is a luscious lady that men want and women want to be, but here she has overstepped her mark.

She should match her red lipstick to her purse – instead of flashing her pinko cards and stoking a hot spot that doesn’t need the flames.

Maher crushes Joe

Bill Maher shocked The View’s wild witch Joy Behar with a shot of brutal Biden honesty.

“I’m sorry, he looks like a cadaver,” Maher croaked. “He’s Dracula!”

I thought Joy was going to cry because, like our 46th president – ​​who is also 81 years old – she really sat at the table for too long.

Desperately she tried to convince Bill that the deserts are damp, whining, “[Biden’s] brains are good, he’s still great!’

No, he’s not, Joy. He sucks eggs and everyone knows it.

Harry’s pie in the face!

Prince Harry has taken a hit from “American Pie” songwriter Don McLean, who labeled Duke Ginger Whinge “a hot house orchid, or a show horse that never did anything.”

Why did Don want to drive his Chevy to the shore of the Prince’s rusted reputation?

After a tour of Graceland, the hapless Harry haughtily complained in his terrible autobiography about the “dark, claustrophobic” interior, “small” rooms and “fluffy carpets” in Elvis’ infamous hideout.

They fight over words us King – and McLean was having none of it, barking back: ‘Harry criticized Elvis’ house as if he were comparing it to Buckingham Palace… don’t criticize America when you live here as our guest.’

Ouch! That must hurt, right there with the nepo jewelry.

Camilla throws off the fur

Heavy is the head that wears polyester and modacrylic – because Queen Camilla makes a bold, monarchical move by giving up fur forever.

Wow, good for keeping up with the times, Stella McCartney!

It’s a strange and oddly self-congratulatory proclamation, considering King Charles has long been a fussy greenhorn whose ban on foie gras is now old enough to drive.

What’s the next big trend for Her Majesty, the Ice Bucket Challenge?

Bridgerton’s bouncing return

Annoyingly no one is outraged by Bridgerton’s focus on angelic, mustard-clad and buxom Penelope (Nicola Coughlan) as this season’s main love interest.

But thanks to her stunning shine and bountiful mini-watermelon properties, she proves to be the perfect sweet pie for hungry Colin Bridgerton (Luke Newton).

Whisper it, but this might be the best season yet, with its slower burn, fewer gratuitous sex scenes and That ankle-baring carriage make-out session. These younger siblings have set the stage for a second part of this third series, which promises to be hotter than ‘The Notebook’ in a sauna.

Congress’ cat fight

The House has a dazzling new temptress. No, not Nancy Pelosi, but the leggy blonde Beth Van Duyne.

The Texas congressman has openly feuded and raised eyebrows with Georgia Rep. Rich McCormick, who has a mutual his-and-her restraining order with his recently estranged wife. How cute!

Did Beth the Stiletto Siren have anything to do with the collapse of their marriage? The soon-to-be former Mrs. McCormick is stirring the Congressional gossip pot.

“You should ask Rich and his colleague that,” she said, before Van Duyne spat back, “his marriage has been over for a while.”

And I wonder what handsome Rich’s colleague and newly single Georgian Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks of this House relationship.

After her “bleach blonde, poorly built butch body” humiliation last week, MTG’s own lack of love must feel extra painful.

Fool’s gold

So much for conjugal visits.

Bribery Bob Menendez – who is facing his second federal trial for alleged corruption – throws his Missus under the Halal truck.

Senator Sellout’s lawyers told the court he had no idea his wife Nadine was hiding cash and gold bars, allegedly ‘gifted’ to her by an Egyptian Muslim food magnate, in her cupboard.

Jersey Bob, his lawyer claimed, is the victim here – merely bewitched by this “dazzling” daughter of Armenian carpet merchants (no, they don’t produce Kim K’s tangled locks).

Where is the cunning seductress Nadine now? She is undergoing treatment for breast cancer.

Chivalry is dead and buried in the Meadowlands next to Jimmy Hoffa.