Tonight, children across much of central Europe will make sacrifices to Krampus: a clawed goat monster who rewards well-behaved children (and punishes naughty ones).
So since I'm 'off duty' this week, please excuse me while I head off to try on my Krampus suit! My cousin Jemima Cainer is writing your predictions today.
With Venus in enigmatic Scorpio, linking to Saturnshe will help us find values hidden in ancient traditions.
RAM
March 21 – April 20
Ask any relationship or self-help guru and they'll talk about the need to set good boundaries. But what do they mean? That we should build protective fences around our hearts? Boundaries have no meaning if there are no consequences for crossing them. Like lines drawn in the sand: even if the intention is to prevent something, in practice nothing changes. With Venus connecting with Saturn (the cosmic teacher) today, the lines of action in your world can be adjusted to your advantage.
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Since Oscar Cainer is 'off duty' this week, his cousin, Jemima Cainer (pictured), has written today's zodiac predictions
BULL
April 21 – May 21
Young children sometimes enjoy the excitement of a minor injury. A paper cut or an injured finger means they can wear a special bandage and show everyone how brave they are. However, as adults, it's less cute to make a fuss about a small issue. And clinging to the memory of pain is a recipe for further suffering. There is a problem that you need help to let go of. It is time for a pain you have endured to be released. With Venus making an important link with Saturn today, it offers an opportunity to heal an old wound and move on.
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TWIN
May 22 – June 22
What should you worry about? Are you sure? What if you're wrong? Recently, your ruling planet Mercury entered earthly Capricorn – leading to serious reflection on past mistakes. But as Eckhart Tolle teaches: what is important happens in the 'now'. Even the future only exists in our imagination. By the time we get there, it will have become 'now'! The truth is that 'living in the moment' is all we can ever do. And if you manage to wrap your head around that, you can definitely deal with whatever the day brings!
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CANCER
June 23 – July 23
If only excessive worrying could be turned into electricity: sometimes you could power the entire planet! It's not just your own situation that's making you feel anxious, but everyone else's too. And since all that worrying will only lead to fatigue, you need to find a way to stop. Today, try to write down each problem and the amount of power you have to change it. If there are things on your mind that are beyond your control, forgive yourself for not being a superhero and put them aside. You can only do so much.
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LION
July 24 – August 23
We have been subjected to a bizarre falsehood. For some reason we think that great opportunities only come once in a lifetime. That the opportunities are finite and can be 'missed' in some way. In reality, life on planet Earth has the potential to manifest endless possibilities for change and positive outcomes. There's no reason to worry about missing the boat today. When it leaves the dock, it makes room for another to take its place. If you feel like you've missed out, it's because a better opportunity is on the horizon.
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VIRGIN
August 24 – September 23
We hear about people fighting waves of opposition and creating tidal waves of change. They show that miracles can happen with willpower. Today, however, there is good reason to allow yourself to go with the momentum that moves you forward. You don't have to overexert yourself to achieve what you hope for. This is a journey towards spiritual growth. The Moon in Virgo encourages you to go with the flow and adapt to the opportunities that come your way. You have everything you need to surf these waves.
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SCALE
September 24 – October 23
Sometimes we have to draw a line below what we would like to happen in order to accept what actually happens. I'm not suggesting that you give up hope that you can transform the situations you face. As my father always said to me: if something is really good for you, it will come back to you. As your ruling planet Venus connects with Saturn (the cosmic teacher), its healing powers are strengthened. You can handle anything that looks like a loss. And trust that what is meant to be will be.
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SCORPION
October 24 – November 22
Scorpios are much more forgiving than people think. Your ability to understand others: to intuitively pick up on their inner workings means you can't help but share the kindness you keep hidden in your heart. It's just that you do it in subtle ways. Today, Venus, the planet of pleasure (which is currently in your sign), makes a powerfully positive connection with Saturn (which is in compassionate Pisces). It is an opportunity to let the generosity of your wisdom flow freely to someone who feels misunderstood.
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With Venus (pictured) in enigmatic Scorpio, linked to Saturn, Jemima Cainer will help us find values hidden in ancient traditions
ARCHER
November 23 – December 21
Given your unique ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time, you have much more wisdom than you sometimes seem to have! Sagittarians may be known for their tendency to 'put their foot in'. But it's never because you don't care: it's that you can't help but point out the obvious (which so many people seem to miss). Naming the elephant in the room is not always well received. These days it might be wiser to keep your mouth shut until you are absolutely sure that the elephant you want to engage in a discussion is ready to be identified!
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IBEX
December 22 – January 20
There are times when your natural efficiency makes people wonder if you're some kind of robot hybrid. You are never ruthless without good reason, but your mind has a tendency to reduce even complex problems to their basic parts. This is what makes you so capable. And it's also the reason others feel a little intimidated. Your competence makes them aware of their feelings of inadequacy. Today, the link between your ruling planet and Venus allows you to show your gentle side. You can be efficient and encouraging. Perfect!
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AQUARIUS
January 21 – February 19
Many of us were raised with the expression “if you can't think of anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.” But sometimes reading in the silence of unspoken words sends our imagination into overdrive, making us think things are worse than they are. If only it were as easy to quiet our thoughts as it is to keep our mouths shut! Most of the time you are your own worst critic. Today, with Saturn and Venus connected, you will find it easier to practice some much-needed self-compassion. You can turn any self-criticism into a kinder story.
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FISHING
February 20 – March 20
When we see a closed door, we can easily assume that there is no way through. Even if we can't see any latches or locks, we don't think about opening it. Now that Venus and Saturn are connected, a portal of potential is opening in your world. The barrier between your current circumstances and your creative purpose is lower than it has been for a while. This is an opportunity to knock on a closed door. If you find the courage to stand up to it, you'll find it opens up and takes you into a future where things feel a little easier.
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