The third and final trailer for The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is packed with new details about Link’s next adventure, including a very close look at the newly reborn Ganondorf. And, as suspected, the rehydrated Ganondorf, seen in Gerudo jerky form in previous trailers, is hydrated, thriving and decidedly hot in the sequel to Breath of the Wild.
His wicked horniness is confirmed in brand new artwork for Ganondorf released by Nintendo on Thursday, showing off his increasingly Akuma-looking butt in great detail. Ganondorf, a great man bun, cool pose and perfect accessories, is going to challenge Link for the most handsome man in Hyrule (and probably the Triforce, or something).
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Ganondorf, in his humanoid Gerudo form, has only appeared a few times in the main Legend of Zelda games, starting with his debut in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time in 1997. It has been almost 17 years since his last starring appearance The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princessbut he appeared in hack-and-slash spin-off Hyrule warriors as a playable character in 2014. He’s also been smashable, er, playable in the Super Smash Bros. series, including 2018’s Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Of course, Ganondorf’s long-awaited return doesn’t just have fans excitedBut a little thirsty. Okay, maybe extremely thirsty.
I’ll be with Tucker Carlson at 8 p.m. to discuss the left’s latest strategy for making your kids gay (short hair Zelda and beefcake Ganondorf)
— Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) April 13, 2023
Link will attempt to repel Ganondorf and his army on May 12 The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom coming to the Nintendo Switch.