Everyone makes the same joke about the forecast map showing an oddly shaped winter storm

Meteorologists are tracking a winter storm that will hit a 1,500-mile swath of the U.S. this week, and a map of its impact has everyone making the same joke.

AccuWeather’s forecast map shows the pink, phallic-shaped storm blowing across states from Kansas to Virginia.

“It seems like a lot of the country is really getting the support,” one X user wrote.

“If that’s the size when it’s cold, I’d hate to see what warm weather brings,” another joked.

Some compared the card to a female sex toy, calling it “the great blizzard of 2025.”

Meteorologists are forecasting major snowfall from much of Nebraska to southern and central Ohio and West Virginia, with accumulations of two to six inches.

Heavier snowfall totaling 6 to 12 inches — and possibly more in some areas — will cover much of the Interstate 70 corridor from northern Kansas and southeastern Nebraska to southern Ohio.

“In other words, here comes the white stuff,” another X user commented.

The Accueweather card has sparked a flood of jokes on social media

The storm will be the first widespread winter storm of the season in Central and Eastern America, according to AccuWeather senior meteorologist Alex Sosnowski. reported.

He predicts that this will “negatively affect travel during the last days of the holidays.”

But despite this dire forecast, social media users have found a way to clarify the circumstances.

Some have even added their own artistic touches to the card, underscoring its evocative features.

Hundreds of others responded with jokes about the storm’s all-too-familiar shape and color.

“It’s coming, make sure you have the right protection,” one X user joked.

“Looks like it’s going to be a piercing cold,” wrote another.

Others shared hilariously accurate reaction memes.

Dubbed “the Great Blizzard of 2025,” this storm is expected to hit the Great Plains and the East Coast pretty hard, so to speak

The new year is sure to start with a bang as this storm is shaping up to be the first widespread winter storm of the season in the central and eastern US.

Several major cities in the storm’s path are expecting several inches of snow, including Topeka, Kansas; St. Louis and Kansas City, Missouri; Springfield, Ill.; Indianapolis and Cincinnati and Dayton, Ohio.

Maximum snowfall could reach as much as 3 feet anywhere from northern Missouri to west-central Illinois and northeastern Kansas.

But snow isn’t the only thing the American Heartland will have to worry about this weekend.

A devastating ice storm could hit southeastern Kansas to southern Missouri, southern Illinois and southern and central Kentucky, Sosnowski reported.

“A heavy layer of ice can knock down many trees and power lines that can block roads. Some communities could lose power for days if dangerously cold air moves in in the wake of the storm,” he said.

‘There may be a great need to set up shelters to take into account the population that could be affected.’

Once the storm reaches the Appalachians and the Atlantic coast, major cities such as New York City, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh and Baltimore will be in its path.

Icy conditions could extend to parts of North Carolina, eastern Tennessee and southern parts of Virginia, potentially impacting the cities of Richmond, Virginia; Chattanooga, Tenn.; and Raleigh, North Carolina.

Traveling in these areas is likely to be dangerous.

Even as millions of people in Central and Eastern America brace for potentially dangerous winter weather, we can always count on the Internet to “spark” some humor.