EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: King Charles may regret reportedly evicting Angela Kelly
EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: King Charles may reportedly regret evicting Angela Kelly from her home of grace and favor, as the late Queen’s dressing room is still writing her memoirs.
Could King Charles regret going ahead with the alleged claim that his late mother’s dressmaker Angela Kelly will lose her home from grace and favor at the Windsor estate? Para Angela is currently scribbling on the third volume of a trilogy approved by the late monarch. Upset by the eviction, she might include an account of her fall from grace (after the Queen’s death, the locks were changed on all the cupboards whose keys Angela had). She might as well tell the ‘Tiaragate’ side of hers when she and Harry reportedly quarreled over which wedding headdress Meghan would wear. Daughter of a Liverpool docker, she is not to be trifled with Angela. She was nicknamed AK-47, a play on her initials and Russian assault rifle, due to her quick temper.
King Charles III eats a crown-like cake on a plush pillow. Ephraim Hardcastle asks: “Could King Charles repent of going ahead with the alleged claim that her late mother’s dressmaker, Angela Kelly, will lose her home on the Windsor estate?”
Angela Kelly (pictured) is currently writing the third volume of a late Monarch-approved trilogy.
German President Steinmeier’s chief of protocol confirms that the fountain pen set up for King Charles to sign a guest book at Schloss Bellevue was “repeatedly checked” to ensure it did not misbehave. “Our pen has never failed,” he said. They know the King has a temper when they fail, and they mutter, ‘I can’t stand this damned thing. . . every stinking time ‘after having ink stained fingers. But they needn’t have bothered. The King used his own pen. But did he bring his teddy bear, described by Harry as “a pitiful object with broken arms and dangling threads”, that always accompanies him?
BBC coronation master Huw Edwards has given Harry and Meghan the go-ahead to attend Charles’s coronation. “We know there are problems,” says Huw. “I suppose a lot of people will be quite happy to see them because they are part of the family and it will be a good display of unity.”
BBC Coronation Master Huw Edwards (pictured) has given Harry and Meghan the go-ahead to attend Charles’s coronation.
Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden describes the “enormous public interest” in her breasts as “hilarious”. ‘I wish my breasts had Spitting Image puppets because they would have a lot to say for themselves. In fact, maybe they should write a book,’ she laughs herself before addressing her breasts. ‘Would you like to make a book, girls? I think they would write a really good book together, don’t they? Not a Booker, Amanda, more of a Boobie Award?
Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden (pictured) describes the “enormous public interest” in her breasts as “hilarious”
Will Ken Bruce cover Eurovision for his new radio station? A stalwart of Radio 2 coverage, he reveals that the BBC provided a free bar of Baileys, and when the hospitality was withdrawn, his team smuggled the liquor in a liter water bottle. When asked they said it was latte. Hic!
Lorraine Kelly isn’t sure if fellow broadcaster Eamonn Holmes complimented her appearance when he said, “We’re lucky we have round faces because there are no wrinkles in a lob!” Flurry in the case of well-nourished Eamonn?
Paul O’Grady was even more Irish than he bragged. His birth name on his Irish passport was Padraic, so his real nickname was Paddy O’Grady. To be sure to be sure.