Do you know what my Oculus Quest 2 setup needs? More weird controller attachments

When I think of controller attachments, I immediately picture the crappy Wii Remote add-ons I had as a kid.

At first I loved them – I wouldn’t touch Wii Sports until my controller looked like a tennis racket or golf club – but over time I came to despise them. The cheap plastic constructions always broke after a few uses, and they objectively made playing games more difficult because they would block the sensor on the end of the remote.