BRIAN VINER discusses Indiana Jones and the dial of fate

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Fate (Cannes Film Festival)

Judgement:

At the age of 80, Harrison Ford once again wields the whip as the world’s most famous and most intrepid archaeologist, which raises one question in particular: Should this film, which had its world premiere at the Cannes Film Festival last night, be better titled Corporal? Jones and the dial of fate?

Do not panic. The bumbling retirees of Dad’s Army almost never come to mind when, 42 years after his first appearance as Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark, Ford bravely and only slightly arthritic rises to the occasion.

And what an opportunity. He was received last night on the French Riviera as a beloved potentate and, visibly moved, returned the compliment by telling an admiring audience that they have given him purpose in life.

In Ford’s fifth and final appearance as Indiana Jones, our intrepid hero’s goal is to locate the missing half of an ancient clock face designed by Archimedes to find rifts in the time continuum, enabling great leaps through history.

It’s hard to come up with a naive story even in the Indiana Jones collection of silly plots, but director James Mangold just about succeeds in what sometimes feels like a cinematic version of a greatest hits album.

The bumbling retirees of Dad’s Army almost never come to mind as Ford, 42 years after his first appearance as Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark, seizes the opportunity

This is the only Indiana Jones picture not directed by Steven Spielberg, or co-written by fellow Hollywood giant George Lucas, so that may explain why Mangold (and British screenwriters Jez and John-Henry Butterworth) have a striking pay homage to the others.

There are caves full of dusty artifacts, and crumbling skulls, and snakes, and Nazis, and of course frantic chases through busy streets where it’s sometimes hard to figure out who’s escaping who, and why.

The problem with all that is that it makes comparisons inevitable, and Dial of Destiny doesn’t quite stand up to the scrutiny of scrutiny.

This is the only Indiana Jones picture not directed by Steven Spielberg, or co-written by fellow Hollywood giant George Lucas (Harrison Ford at the May 18 premiere).

This is the only Indiana Jones picture not directed by Steven Spielberg, or co-written by fellow Hollywood giant George Lucas (Harrison Ford at the May 18 premiere).

When will filmmakers learn that we are more likely to feel wronged by too much length than by too little?  (Phoebe Waller-Bridge at the May 18 premiere)

When will filmmakers learn that we are more likely to feel wronged by too much length than by too little? (Phoebe Waller-Bridge at the May 18 premiere)

It lacks quite a few of its predecessors’ virtues, notably brevity. At over two and a half hours, it is the longest of the five films in a straight.

When will filmmakers learn that we are more likely to feel wronged by too much length than by too little?

Still, there are fees. Indy’s companion on this adventure is his chubby British goddaughter Helena, played beautifully by Phoebe Waller-Bridge, almost counter-intuitively, as a scheming, predatory charmer, just for the money.

Not that it’s clear how she became such a villain. Her father Basil (Toby Jones) was an academic colleague of Indy’s, and the smart guy who first recognized the dial’s extraordinary properties.

The story begins with a digitally-aged Ford battling Nazis at the end of World War II, then moves to New York City in 1969.

The story begins with a digitally-aged Ford battling Nazis at the end of World War II, then moves to New York City in 1969.

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But then it was rubbish anyway, albeit in a moderately entertaining way. And wide-brimmed fedora hats off to old Harrison Ford

The story begins with a digitally-aged Ford battling the Nazis at the end of World War II, then jumps to New York City in 1969, where our hero appears playfully with his shirt off to show that sagging midriffs are looking at all of us. come. the end.

He is a jaded college professor dealing with a personal disaster when Helena reappears in his life after 18 years.

Soon the two criss-cross the Mediterranean as they try to stay one step ahead of a gang led by a Nazi scientist Jurgen Voller (Mads Mikkelsen), who has helped the Americans with their space program, and is also desperate. to find the dial. What is Voller’s motive for wanting to jump through time?

We don’t find out until the movie’s crazy convoluted ending, which makes nonsense of much of what came before.

But then it was rubbish anyway, albeit in a moderately entertaining way. And hats off to old Harrison Ford for the wide-brimmed Fedora for giving it one last try.