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A young man claims his girlfriends are forced to snort dental floss after every use, drastic weight gain and refusal to shave prompt him to reconsider their relationship.
Liam recently spoke to Kyle and Jackie O on KIIS through a damning list of pros and cons, admitting that his biggest dislike for dumping his girlfriend is “trying to find a new one.”
The pros and cons segment started with all the things he likes about his one-year-old partner, including her big boobs, and her ability to “look good but not sl**ty.”
A man has shared his list of pros and cons with KIIS radio hosts Kyle and Jackie O, saying his girlfriend gets along with his mom is her best quality
“She loves my mother and my mother loves her,” he wrote at the top of the list, later explaining that a good family relationship is important to him.
“I want my family to like my girlfriend – is something more spiritual like family going to trump the fatness of her,” he asked.
Liam said his girlfriend is a great cook and eats lunch for him every day, has a cute dog and is great at gift buying.
“She gives great massages and is always horny,” he explained.
He also likes that she has her Instagram private so that random men can’t chat with her.
But Kyle and Jackie O were unconvinced by the list, which depicted the woman as thoughtful but seemed to contain nothing about her personality.
Kyle and Jackie O told a caller to dump his 12-month-old girlfriend after he called them with a damning list of pros and cons
The list of cons left the shock jocks telling Liam to dump the woman after 12 months, both for her own good and for his own good.
The young man, who described himself as six feet tall and 89 kilograms of pure muscle, said his girlfriend had ditched the gym since they started dating.
“I loved her body, but she’s lost her way,” he said.
“I spend time in the gym working on myself, why not her.”
Liam said his girlfriend weighed 68 pounds when they got together and now weighs 93 pounds, and is about the same height as him.
Her aversion to shaving and waxing topped the list of drawbacks, with the young man explaining that she gets an unsightly rash when she tries to shave.
Liam added that they like to film their intimate moments and put them on Pornhub, but he now makes her wear a T-shirt for the videos.
“Obviously, it’s the weight and the hairy thing that bothers me the most — when she’s filming stuff, she’s fluttering all over the place. Nobody wants to see that,” he said.
The other “minor” things on Liam’s negatives list were his girlfriend’s bad morning breath, the fact that she bites her fingernails, and her inability to drive.
But the idea of her sniffing her dental floss was the biggest red flag for Jackie gagging at the thought of it.
“I tell her you can just stop doing that, I used to pick in my belly button and smell it as a kid, but I’ve stopped that,” he said.
Liam said it’s annoying that she doesn’t like spicy food and that she’s taller than him when she wears high heels.
He also hated the way she calls a sizzling sausage a “sausage in bread,” something both popular presenters admitted would find annoying.
Kyle and Liam then discussed whether it would be possible to tell her to lose weight and shave, but Jackie said it would hurt his girlfriend’s feelings too much.
The radio segment comes a week after one of Kyle and Jackie O’s newest recruits shared the pros and cons list she accidentally sent her ex-boyfriend.
Mel, who joined the KIIS radio team a few months ago, said she accidentally sent her boyfriend the list while she was trying to decide whether or not to break up with him.
She says he wants to be too intimate, is lazy and doesn’t want to save money (stock image)
The list, which begins with a dozen ego-boosting compliments, highlights the way the guy looks when the sun is bright as the first scam.
And the seemingly harmless comment made Kyle and Jackie squirm.
“She says she doesn’t like the way he squeezes his eyes and nose,” Jackie clarified.
“It’s ingrained, you just hate that when you don’t like someone at all and you’re looking for something to pick up, when these little things get in there, it’s over,” Kyle said.
The list of cons also mentions her boyfriend’s weight gain, his desire to live with his parents forever, and his aversion to travel.
She says he wants to be too intimate, is lazy and doesn’t want to save money.
The warm, fuzzy feelings Kyle wanted to harbor according to the list of pros were quickly dispelled by the cons.
“He sounds like the best man in the world,” Kyle said after Jackie read the first half of the misdirected text (Pictured: This is a mock-up of the lyrics)
“He sounds like the best man in the world,” Kyle said after Jackie read the first half of the misdirected text.
The positives included that she loved the way her boyfriend hugs, kisses and watches her favorite movies, despite not really enjoying the plot.
She explained that it makes her feel good when he tells her that he loves her and that he “smells really nice.”
“He comforts me when I’m sad and loves me for who I am,” she added.
The radio hosts eventually decided that the friend in the story was a “loser” because he had no ambitions or wanted to leave his parents’ house.
Mel explained that the list was made four years ago when he was 21 and she was 19, and that they got through the awkward moment before he dumped her six months later (Pictured: This is a mock-up of the lyrics)
Mel explained that the list was made four years ago when he was 21 and she was 19, and that they got through the awkward moment before he dumped her six months later.
“We were looking at Friends in our matching T-shirts when I asked if we should plan a trip to Bali together and he said we should discuss our future,” she said blindly.
She is now engaged to her ex-boyfriend’s boyfriend.
Jackie called on other callers to share their own pros and cons lists for their partners, stressing that most women have prepared a pros and cons list.