Bethenny Frankel unveils ‘rich b**** gift guide’ including a $795 ‘fun for the whole family’ BONG

Bethenny Frankel, the skinny girl mogul, has unveiled her captivating “rich bitch gift guide” for the festive season.

The 52-year-old man said Interview she’s got her eye on a staggering array of fancy goodies, like a $795 Edie Parker x Paul Arnhold glass bong.

“I would give this to anyone because it’s beautiful in and of itself,” the former royal housewife from New York City said. ‘It’s fun for the whole family.’

Even that item happens to be near the cheap end of the list, which includes the $8,250 Epsom calfskin Kelly II Sellier mini bag from Hermès.

“This is an iconic bag that is worth about seven times what you would pay for it in the store,” she said in awe. He has a leash. In fact, it fits in an EpiPen and a cell phone, which I care about since I have severe allergies.

It is the piece de resistance.

Handbags are clearly on her mind, as she’s also hoping to get Balmain’s ‘fierce-b****’ Blaze tote bag in crocodile-embossed leather, a comparatively cheap $2,595.

A gift giver seeking her way to her heart would evidently also do well with Fendi’s $4,300 Red Paillettes Embroidered Reissue Baguette Bag.

‘I have a collection of bags that most people don’t know about. It’s my secret addiction. It’s like eating the stuffing out of a sofa,’ she divulged.

‘I still have my original Fendi baguettes. Bags are like karma, they’re ab***ing and coming back to get you,’ the reality star said.

She expressed her desire for a Gucci strawberry mini bag that, despite its $2,500 price tag, she managed to describe as “sensible in a shocking way.”

“This is a throwback to my roller skating days,” the former talk show host fondly said of the bag. ‘I love you. I need it. I’m lovin ‘it.’

Bethenny also scared up a $5,000 jar of skin cream, namely Decorté x Baccarat AQ, which she posed applying herself.

“Now we’re in our wheelhouse, people,” he whispered. ‘This is a Baccarat Decorté crystal b**** rich cream with a crystal wand. I am not worthy. The Princess of Wales, formerly known as Kate, deserves it. She should go to the castle and live her little castle life.

Her slightly less well-heeled fans can shell out $4,500 for an incense holder with a surreal design by Valentina Cameranesi Sgroi.

‘What is? A candle holder? she asked under a snap of warning from her with a puzzled expression on the art object. It’s literally the most delicate thing I’ve ever seen in my life. How beautiful would this be with a bang? But you don’t want anyone to touch it. I hit it. I am sorry. Now I am afraid of this. Are you mad at me? I do not feel safe.

On the affordable end were YSL’s $38 Rouge Volupte Shine lipstick and a $42 Gohar World lace cap that she confessed was “literally the most unnecessary thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.” And I buy a lot of junk.

Her pick for ‘s***est gift’ was a $45 set of Hermès nail files. “Even if you live, like me, in an Ikea-designed studio, how cool would it be to pull a box of $45 nail files out of your purse? That’s a **hole.”

Moving back to the mid-range of the price scale, she set her heart on a $799 periwinkle blue iPhone 14 and a $50 Byredo Liquid Lipstick vinyl.

Proving that her feud with Real Housewives businessman Andy Cohen is dead and buried, Bethenny also recommended a special treat for him.

His gift of choice was a trilogy of dirty books called Share The Rod, Hotel D***, and Sister Sailor by the presumably pen name Rich Cummings.

“This is a triple-d*** series, as we like to call it in the industry,” he explained.

These are gifts for your gay best friend. I would give them to Andy Cohen.

Other physical pleasures were also on her mind, as she also hosted a $140 three-course dinner for four at New York’s iconic Katz’s Deli.

‘Katz’s is a New York institution and that’s a dying art. It’s going to be cold, too, and everyone is going to want matzah ball soup and babka and corned beef and pastrami and old-school crispy pickles,” Bethenny explained.

‘For my best dominatrix friends’: Bethenny is asking Santa for a $365 Celine dog leash in calf leather and the brand’s Triomphe Canvas material, and not necessarily for a dog.