Baywatch alum Donna D’Errico issued a lengthy retort to an Instagram commenter who called her “thirsty” for a new Christmas-themed post.
Donna, 54, posed up a storm in a sexy Santa outfit, which included thigh-high black boots and a skintight minidress that accentuated her rear.
When a commenter wrote: ‘Are you very thirsty?’ Donna responded: “If I want to take a picture here naked and post it with strategically placed frozen snowman emojis and quote The Nightmare Before Christmas, hold on to your hate hat, because I can and I do.” Sure she will.
National Lampoon fan: Baywatch alum Donna D’Errico issued a lengthy retort to an Instagram commenter who called her “thirsty” for a new Christmas-themed post
Donna’s original caption was filled with cheeky jokes quoted from a Chevy Chase scene in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
In the scene, Chevy goes Christmas shopping and finds himself in front of a saleswoman so beautiful that she begins to babble nervously about ‘little’ weather and having, or rather not having, a Christmas log.
“And she’s obviously not wearing any underwear,” Donna began in her caption, repeating one of Chevy’s lines from the image.
‘And many days of shopping until adultery… adulthood… which means Christmas… as in Yule… yule log… not a log! I have no record! But I mean, you know I’m just… If I had a record, not in the sense that you think I said I did, haha… My God. It’s the season to be happy! he said, quoting his monologue.
Defense: “This is a photo of me completely covered from head to toe in a Santa costume,” Donna wrote, noting, “The only thing not covered is about 3 inches of my legs above my boots.”
Donna, who is also active on OnlyFans, encouraged her Instagram followers: “Leave a line from the movie in the comments and I’ll reply with another line.”
The commenter then called her “thirsty,” prompting her to write, “Okay, let’s break this down.” This is a photo of me completely covered from head to toe in a Santa costume. The only thing it doesn’t cover is about 3 inches of my legs above my boots.
She continued, “I captioned it with a funny quote from a classic Chevy Chase Christmas movie and invited everyone to share a quote from the movie as well.” And you want to come here and call me thirsty? Why what?’
Donna yelled, ‘Because my Santa costume is tight? Why isn’t it big, too big and bulky crawling on the ground making me look shapeless? Because I took my photo from a flattering angle to look my best, just like every other normal person, including, I’m sure, you?
Wow: In the middle of last month, Donna flaunted her figure on Instagram in a tempting scarlet lingerie set that barely contained her abundant gifts.
He closed his note: “If I want to take a picture here naked and post it with strategically placed frozen snowman emojis and quote Nightmare before Christmas, hold on to your hate hat, because I can.” and i sure will. Now fly, little Starling.
In the middle of last month, Donna flaunted her figure on Instagram in a tempting scarlet lingerie set that barely contained her abundant gifts.
Weeks later, on Monday, a commenter complained below that image: “You really spend a lot of time thinking about what you think you look like.”
Donna retorted, “Now Ken, while I’m flattered that you’ve taken a deep dive into my personal life to come up with a detailed account of how I spend my time, unfortunately you’ve made a very critical mistake: you’re basing your conclusion that ‘I really spend 2 a lot’ time on how I think I look” completely on my IG posts.
Let it out: Donna responded to a troll by revealing that she is “investigating how I can get my father to approve a valve being placed in his lung…”
She was furious: ‘Let me tell you a little secret: Instagram is not real life. I know! Hard to believe, but there it is! In fact, you have s*** for the knowledge of what I spend my time doing or thinking because guess what, Ken? You do not even know me!
Donna revealed: “You may be surprised to learn that right now, I spend most of my time researching how I can get my father’s approval to receive a valve in his lung so he can live out the rest of his days without staying breathless”. all time.’
She explained: “The money I’m making from OF will pay for him to get the best treatment in the country as soon as I can get someone to agree to do the procedure on him because he’s over the age limit.” So Ken, how do you feel about your analysis of me now? Pleasures***? Okay!’
The former Playboy Playmate is no stranger to showing her soul on Instagram, and last month she confessed to her loneliness in the caption of a topless throwback.
I live in a state of abundance when it comes to men, so I’m never without a date if I don’t want to. But mostly I prefer to be alone,” wrote Donna, who was married to Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx.
‘It’s a heart-numbing thing when so many men want you but none love you. I realize that the deliberate use of sex appeal makes it difficult for people to appreciate other things about you. I make peace with that,’ she added.
Looking fabulous: Donna is pictured (left) in a 1990 publicity photo for Baywatch alongside co-stars Michael Bergin and Marliece Andrada