Absolutely Dyer fans laugh as Danny performs dramatic fairy tale
Viewers of Absolutely Dyer: Danny and Dani Do Italy were in hysterics during Sunday night’s episode as the actor delivered a dramatic monologue from the fairy tale Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
The former EastEnders cast member, 45, and his Love Island winner daughter Dani, 26, were spotted visiting The Bay of Poets, located in the northern Tyrrhenian Sea off Italy’s west coast, as they attempted to explore their cultural horizons. broaden.
Acclaimed by wordsmiths Lord Byron, Percy Bysshe and Mary Shelley, DH Lawrence, Virginia Woolf and many others, the Gorge attracts lovers of the spoken word.
Father-daughter duo Danny and Dani were seen heading out for a ‘poetry sailing trip’, which Cockney Danny described as an opportunity for a ‘word nut to perform for an audience at sea’.
Danny shared how he became close to the late playwright and screenwriter Harold Pinter after appearing in some of his plays, with Danny saying he admired how he was fascinated by the way he used words, claiming that Harold introduced him to to do with ‘literature and the musicality of words’. ‘.
Funny: Viewers of Absolutely Dyer: Danny and Dani Do Italy were in hysterics on Sunday when the actor performed a dramatic monologue from the fairy tale Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Born to perform: Danny took center stage on a sailboat at sea as he was surrounded by locals eagerly waiting to see him perform while in Italy, with Dani laughing as she watched
The Human Traffic star said of his career, “I’m in the wordplay because I’m an actor. So my job is I’m a salesperson. I sell words. I can make words and sentences interesting.
‘As an actor you are the waiter and the writer of that play is the chef. Depending on what the hell he writes, you have to serve it to the public. If it’s s**t, you’re f**ked.
What does an actor need? They need a great chef.’
Danny was then seen taking center stage on a sailboat at sea while surrounded by locals eagerly waiting to see him perform.
He chose to put his spin on the 19th century English fairy tale Goldilocks and the Three Bears, which tells the story of an old woman who enters the house of three bears while they are gone, while the creatures return home to discover that someone had eaten. their food, sitting in their chairs and sleeping in their beds.
Danny successfully worked his way through the yarn and while many onlookers seemed utterly bewildered, his performance was met with enthusiastic applause.
He said afterwards: ‘I think it’s a fascinating story. You know, little poop who’s bowling, breaking into people’s houses, eating their goddamn food, smashing their gaff.”
Viewers of the program quickly took to Twitter to voice their thoughts, with one person writing, “Danny Dyer recites Goldilocks on a boat in Italy??? Hilarious. Man has nothing but rizz.”
Watched: Fans of the program quickly took to Twitter to voice their opinions, and many raved about what they saw
While someone else shared, “Danny Dyer telling a load of solemn Italians, Goldilocks’ story is surreal.”
One delighted viewer wrote: “Watching Absolutely Dyer on @Channel4 didn’t realize how much I need a Danny Dyer travel show.”
While praising the show, someone else posted, “#AbsolutelyDyer – what a relationship you have with your daughter. What would I give to have a day with my dad! You are both blessed! #FatherDaughterLove.’
“New second favorite show of the week (after race around the world) #absolutelydyer,” another fan tweeted.
While someone else wrote, “I never thought I’d like this but I love it #AbsolutelyDyer.”
It comes after Dani was left writhing last Sunday when she ate some tuna sperm.
She tasted the unusual delicacy during the first episode while prodding her.
The pair were spotted in Sicily after landing on the island to sample some of the local culture, art and food.
They visited an outdoor market where Danny insisted they taste some fish from the sale.
However, Dani got more than she bargained for when her parents insisted she taste some tuna sperm, with Dani exclaiming “I’m going to spit” before even putting some in her mouth.
Disgusted: Dani was left writhing as she chewed on some tuna sperm in episode one of the show last Sunday
Extrapolated: Former Love Island star Dani sampled the unusual delicacy while in Sicily with her dad (pictured with dad Danny Dyer, center)
Dani refused to try at first, but her father insisted, “Go away!”
Trying to comfort her, he said, “Here’s some water, honey, don’t worry, you’re thinking about it way too much.”
Dani forced herself to eat a small piece, to which an amused Danny looked on and said, “How nice is that?”
He added: “It’s actually very rare that I would be proud of you eating cum, but on this occasion I congratulate you.”
But Dani hit back: “I don’t like cum!”
Danny and Dani allegedly swore more than 70 times during the opening episode of their brand new travel show.
Editors reportedly stopped using beeps to cover up their blue language.
In the opening scenes, foul language occurred once when Danny was driving down busy roads in Palermo and said to Dani, ‘Look at this goddamn lunatic here in his Panda, damn it, he’s got the hump. They like mopeds, don’t they?’
Impressed: The show was a hit with viewers, with fans of the couple taking to Twitter to express their delight
The pair also used a series of curse words while trekking to an active volcano on Stromboli Island.
Danny said, ‘I need a strong lager because we’re going to take on this son of a bitch, it’s bubbling away and making noises.
“I don’t know if it’s burping or what the hell it’s doing. Let’s do it, hey.’
However, the show caught on with viewers, with fans of the pair taking to Twitter on Sunday to express their joy.
One person wrote, “Love love LOVEEE #absolutelydyer Danny and Dani are so much fun to watch on screen together. The whole show is great from start to finish. They deserved to be such a success. Can’t wait to watch all the other episodes.’
While someone else shared, ‘@MrDDyer watching Absolutely Dyer and I haven’t stopped laughing at the two of you!! Love it!! xx.’
Another person wrote, “Please tell me this isn’t a one time love for this #Absolutelydyer,” while someone else shared, “#absolutelydyer quality on Sunday.”
Another E4 viewer tweeted, “Absolutely loving #AbsolutelyDyer perfect Sunday night relaxing TV @ChannelE4Tweets @Channel4.”
And someone else shared, “Really enjoying #absolutelyDyer immediately encouraged me. I really want to go to Sicily now too.’
While another member of the television audience posted, “Love Dani Dyer in Italy, their chemistry and banter is hilarious. I can’t wait for them to travel to other amazing countries.’
Expletives: Danny and his daughter Dani allegedly swore more than 70 times during the opening episode of their brand new travel show
Absolutely Dyer follows Danny and his daughter on a cultural tour of Italy, taking in the scenic landscape, history and art of the entire country.
Their visit begins in Sicily, where they spend a week exploring, tasting street food, climbing a volcano and talking about life together.
The first episode of the four-part series aired on E4 on Sunday, and all episodes are available on All 4.
Definitely Dyer: Danny and Dani continue next Sunday at 9pm on E4.