KENNEDY: You’re an idiot if you pity the weeping OnlyFans model who claims to have had 100 men in one day. She’s just pulled off a massive sex con

Your heart is made of stone if you don’t feel sad and depressed when you see OnlyFans model Lily Phillips break down in tears after her 101 men in 1 day sexploit.

The dirty, 23-year-old blonde from a posh British family studied at university, but gave it all up to hook up with random guys on camera – and make millions doing it.

Now she’s trying to convince the world that her dirty ‘group sex’ stunt is powerful and ambitious.

“I don’t think people realize how happy this makes me,” she tells filmmaker Josh Pieters in a YouTube documentary.

It becomes harder to believe when, in the aftermath of her vomiting attempt, she begins to cry: ‘I don’t know if I would recommend it. It’s a different feeling. It’s just one on one, it feels intense.’

But despite all the tears, there is something unfair about all the online whining about this money-grubbing, empty-headed speedbed.

No one forced her to do this. She already made a lot of money with her paid porn. And now she’s taking advantage of this newfound attention and committed to doing something even better: sleeping with thousand men within 24 hours.

So I’m sorry if I don’t have much sympathy for this wannabe role model of resentment.

In Pieters’ documentary, Phillips giggles and grins as she calls herself a “slut,” giddily dumps dozens of sex toys on her bed — from traffic cones to hideous plug contraptions — and brags about the groaning seams of her pay pocket.

Pieters spends a lot of time searching for the real ‘why?’ of the whole rotten chase. But the insipid truth is that greed seems to have been passed down from generation to generation.

Phillips rejoices that her parents couldn’t be more proud. Her mother is her head of finance.

Don’t get me wrong, I have no doubt that Phillips is acting out because she has a lot of private pain – with a few deadly plagues for parents – but this sick saga really feels like a rip-off.

Just as young women have been duped by the left into believing that sex without intimacy and unfettered “reproductive freedom” is somehow satisfying.

Kam is out in the cold

Joe and Jill Biden were treated to a 60-second standing O at an artsy DC awards ceremony on Sunday.

But that’s where the heat ended — because when Kamala and her fat husband Doug stood up and clapped with the crowd, they were forced to drink a cool glass of ice-cold shade.

The Bidens, seated right besides the also-rans, she completely emptied! No air kisses, no fist bumps, not even a passing glance.

I think wasting a billion dollars and the remaining goodwill of your boss, his party and the entire liberal establishment is a difficult tonic to swallow – even at Christmas.

A cent saved, a cent earned

Hooray for hero Daniel Penny, who has been acquitted in his trial over the subway death of Jordan Neely.

It was the right and just judgment, although it goes without saying that Neely’s life and death were tragic.

Which makes me wonder: After years of seemingly leaving his troubled son on the streets as a drug addict and convict with 43 arrests to his name, why is Neely’s father, Andre Zachary, only now saying something?

Is it because he has smelled the sweet scent of a possible payout in civil court?

Artificial attractiveness

AI can be so useful at this time of year – from helping you create gift lists to writing the text for those boring family Christmas cards.

But Tesla titan turned social media CEO Elon Musk has taken to using his own AI image tool on X to post fake photos of himself looking slim, sexy and young. Some of these fantastic snaps are so sexy he could be mistaken for an accused New York hitman!

Mangione mania!

Speaking of…what the hell is wrong with Gen-Z, held in a collective and orgiastic stranglehold by the deeply troubled alleged criminal Luigi Mangione? Boost some self-esteem and get a grip, girls! You deserve better than some crazy loser who can’t even close the deal because of his bad back.

Kimberly’s comeback

Cupid’s arrow suffered a setback this week when Don Jr. and fiancée Kimberly Guilfoyle called it quits.

Don casually plays tonsil hockey with Palm Beach socialite Bettina Anderson, who is almost twenty years younger than Crushed Kim.

Guilfoyle, meanwhile, has diligently worked her way up a deeply bipartisan political ladder, using her tangible assets to win the hearts of top powers, from Dapper Don to her ex-husband and current California Governor Gavin Newsom. And for what?

Now she has been exiled to Greece by Donald Senior in an ambassadorial role. But don’t count out this temptress with long locks. Those who know her are convinced that she will enter a new romantic sport and leave Greece with a giant stone on her finger from a billionaire shipping magnate.

Handy Don

Trump is Time Magazine’s Person of the Year… again, and the bruises show.

The big-handed giant told the magazine that he is black and blue because he has grabbed the mitts of thousands of enthusiastic supporters in recent months.

I am sure he will feel a sense of relief as he places his hand on the Bible and takes the oath of office. Hopefully they can put the Good Book in the freezer for an hour before the swearing-in.

Moody Trudy

Some Canadians are mad at me for calling their lame leader “Justine Trudeau” on Fox News’ Outnumbered.

Prime Minister Blackface achieved it after he called Americans sexist for not voting for a woman. How about you worry about your own broken nation, Trudy?