Alison Hammond risks being pulled off air live on Capital Breakfast with ‘naughty’ innuendos – as she asks hosts: ‘Can you cut this?’

Alison Hammond risked being taken off air with her ‘naughty’ pantomime insinuations live on Capital Breakfast on Thursday – and asked the presenters if they could ‘cut’ some of it.

The 49-year-old This Morning star joined presenters Jordan North, Chris Stark and Sian Welby as she read out some very risky punchlines as part of a game.

Sian explained: ‘Okay. These are very modern pantomimes. We wrote them, you’re going to be in them, and you always get the last line, okay Alison?

“So we’ll hand you your notes and your script. You can get all the glory and all the punchlines. Whenever you’re ready, boys.’

Sian did Aladdin first, taking on the role of narrator as she said: ‘Here we go. I’m going to be the narrator.

‘Hoping to save some money for a round-the-world cruise next year, and with no man to cover the costs, Widow Twankey had decided to list her cave on Airbnb.

Alison Hammond risked being taken off air with her ‘naughty’ pantomime insinuations live on Capital Breakfast on Thursday – and asked the presenters if they could ‘cut’ some of it

The 49-year-old This Morning star joined hosts Jordan North, Chris Stark and Sian Welby as she read out some very risky punchlines as part of a game

The 49-year-old This Morning star joined hosts Jordan North, Chris Stark and Sian Welby as she read out some very risky punchlines as part of a game

‘It went well, because her first holidaymakers Aladdin and friend Jason were at the door.’

Jordan pretended to be Aladdin and joked, “Oh Jason, doesn’t this look beautiful? Just like the photos in the ad’ and Chris.

Jason stepped into character and said: ‘I really like what they’ve done with the place – beautiful stonework, and it’s amazing that they could accommodate us at the last minute.’

Alison took on the role of Widow Twankey in the pretend pantomine and read out her cheeky line: ‘Oh, what have we here? Come in, guys. Oh, it’s been a while since I’ve had Aladdin in my cave!’

However, she burst out laughing and exclaimed, “Hahaha! That’s so naughty! Oh God, I’m not supposed to laugh, am I?’

‘No, straight face!’ Sian insisted, but Alison asked: ‘Can you interrupt this?’

Trying to continue, the host continued, “We’re live, Alison. We can’t put anything in it. Anyway, here we go, panto two!’

This time, as narrator, Jordan said, “Panto number two, Cinderella with a bit of a modern twist.

‘As all the kingdom’s VIPs entered the palace, Cinderella’s ugly sisters – tired of people ghosting them on Tinder – decided to strike up a conversation with Prince Charming’s early doors. And well, they were already impressed with his hosting skills.”

Alison read out her cheeky line: “Oh, what do we have here? Come in, guys. Oh, it's been a while since I've had Aladdin in my cave!'

Alison read out her cheeky line: “Oh, what do we have here? Come in, guys. Oh, it’s been a while since I’ve had Aladdin in my cave!’

However, she burst out laughing and exclaimed, “Hahaha! That's so naughty! Oh God, I'm not supposed to laugh, am I?'

However, she burst out laughing and exclaimed, “Hahaha! That’s so naughty! Oh God, I’m not supposed to laugh, am I?’

Sian pretended to be an ugly sister and read: ‘Oh Prince Charming, you sure know how to throw a party,’ before Chris added: ‘That’s very kind of you. I owe this all to my brilliant event planner.”

Alison read her second allusion and joked, “Oh, handsome and modest. What a catch! Your Royal Highness, I must say, your balls are getting bigger!’

This time she kept her composure and laughed, “That was good, wasn’t it? I didn’t laugh… That was naughty.’

For panto number three, the hosts and Alison recreated a modern version of Dick Whittington.

‘Oh. I’m laughing inside,” Alison said, trying to keep herself together.

As the narrator Chris read: ‘Dick Whittington was bored by the long journey to London and looking for a new adventure and was over the moon when he got the call to go to Love Island.

“But it turns out Dick was a bit of a lothario, and he couldn’t help it when the girls from Casa Amor arrived.”

Posing as Maya Jama, Sian joked: ‘Now Chloe, it’s time to find out if Dick will re-enter the villa alone or if his head has been turned. Dick, you’re back with one of the new girls… Do you have anything to say?’

'No, straight face!' Sian insisted, but Alison asked: 'Can you interrupt this?'

‘No, straight face!’ Sian insisted, but Alison asked: ‘Can you interrupt this?’

It comes after Alison revealed she achieved her staggering 11 stone weight loss without the use of Ozempic (pictured on Monday)

She said she managed without the use of Ozempic (pictured in 2021)

It comes after Alison revealed she achieved her staggering 11 stone weight loss without the use of Ozempic (pictured left on Monday and right in 2021)

The This Morning presenter decided to lose weight after the death of her mother (pictured right) - who raised concerns about Alison's pre-diabetic diagnosis

The This Morning presenter decided to lose weight after the death of her mother (pictured right) – who raised concerns about Alison’s pre-diabetic diagnosis

Jordan read, “Maya, what can I say? Casa has gotten the better of me, but she’s in good shape, isn’t she?’ with Sian asking: ‘Chloe, what do you think of the decision?’

Alison, who played Chloe this time, joked: ‘I don’t know who she thinks she is but she has five seconds to get her hands off my cock! Hahaha! That’s so naughty!’

It comes after Alison revealed she achieved her staggering 11 stone weight loss without the use of Ozempic.

She decided to lose weight after the death of her mother, who had raised concerns about Alison’s pre-diabetic diagnosis.

But Alison, who weighed 60 pounds at her heaviest, has now revealed that her key to success was simply cutting out sweets, fatty foods and exercising with a personal trainer.

Alison admitted that slimming shots were not for her, Alison said Good Housekeeping UK: ‘I think it’s a good thing for people who have to use them, but for me, whenever I hear a scare story, I get scared.

“So I didn’t want to use them, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t do so in the future, and I certainly wouldn’t look down on anyone who did.”

She added: ‘My mum had type 2 diabetes and she was worried about me, so when I found out I was pre-diabetic it was scary.

“I thought, ‘I have to be an adult about this.’ The snacking had to stop – and the fatty foods.

‘I see my personal trainer twice a week and I have a few weights in my bedroom. I walk, I stretch and sometimes I do a little yoga.’

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