KENNEDY: Is Bianca Censori a bare-boobed attention-junkie… or a hostage to Kanye and his bank-robber gimp mask? Blink three times, Bianca – and find the courage to leave

'Tis the season to spread comfort and joy, and no one makes me more uncomfortable than the new Mr. and Mrs. Kanye West.

This most unstable, unsuitable duo travels the world – from Venice to Dubai to Miami – in an increasingly desperate pursuit to cement their celebrity.

Torn stockings, thongs, bare breasts – you name it, Bianca Censori flaunted them in recent months, while Ye walked around barefoot in bank robber gimp masks.

And now the latest disturbing evolution: giant teddies tied to Bianca's gozongas.

An uncomfortable question comes to mind: is this Kim K clone simply a rather clever attention whore, engaging in a series of outrageous fetishes in a weird and lengthy performance piece… or is she hostage to a very musical, very controlling anti-government Semite?

Bianca, if you can read this, blink three times.

If you are indeed being held against your will, stop with those kebabs and watermelon juice. Part of what we are told is her strictly controlled diet.

Sure, Kanye has form.

All of his exes – from Kim to Amber Rose and even that short-lived Julia Fox thing – have told a similar story.

Kim has revealed how her now ex-husband emailed her with fashion tips and told her she had 'the worst style'.

Then it got worse. She had “panic attacks” about what to wear and was moved to tears when he cleaned out her closet.

(Note to the House of Kardashian: I'll take your old LA ass over a porn see-through bodysuit any damn day!)

Meanwhile, Amber – who dated the rapper for two years before meeting Kim – has branded him a “narcissist” who subjected her to “constant bullying” that left her wanting to die. Doesn't he look so sweet!?

As for Julia, she wrote in her fall memoir about how he had offered to buy her a boob job – unsolicited – and had urinated in public in front of her the first time they met.

But for Team Bianca it is total silence.

She forced us to rely on the testimonies of her friends instead. They sensationally told DailyMail.com in October that she is being 'instructed' by Kanye on what to wear, what to eat and drink and what not to say.

She's supposed to close her trap and stay still in her burqa stockings – or, what? No more indecent lovemaking sessions atop Venetian gondolas that would glow like Studio 54 under a black light?

Old Cad Kanye reportedly found Bianca on Instagram before his divorce from Kim was finalized, messaging the then-bubbly, little-known Australian and inviting her to be his “chief architect” at Yeezy. What that entailed is anyone's guess.

But if pictures of countless Italian nip slips are worth a thousand words, it seems Ms Censori has gone from Down Under to downright terrified.

Granted, she's no stranger to violence: her father, a notorious Oz gangster, spent a few years in the gray bar hotel for heroin possession. Her uncle is a convicted murderer.

But with her close-shorn hair and somber look, people were right to worry.

In November, Bianca flew home alone to Melbourne. Her heartbroken friends – apparently desperate to free her from Kanye's clutches – hoped they had finally managed to get through to her while she was scarfing down Vegemite sandwiches with the girls.

But alas, faster than Kanye could rap another hateful lyric, she was back in Dubai by his side.

Another DailyMail.com exclusive this week revealed that some insiders fear the latest attempt at childish stuffed animal stupidity is some sort of imposed punishment following a 'huge fight' between the pair after Bianca's solo trip to Australia didn't leave Kanye too happy .

If so, terrifying – but what is the truth?

After all, when Kanye was filmed last month with anti-Semitic lyrics – 'I just f***ed a Jewish b****' – it was reported that Bianca would support him 'until the end of time'.

So, Kanye simply met his match – and goods the stupid people who fell for the scam… Bonnie and Clyde laugh all the way to the bank, their wallets fattened by the public outcry?

Or is this nothing short of a five-alarm hostage situation, with Bianca trapped in a manipulative relationship by a terrifying almost-billionaire idiot?

I have faith that there is more to this woman than an endless Nipplepalooza – and that whatever the truth is, I hope she will soon discover her worth, or find the courage to leave.