Woman goes viral with HORRIBLE story about developing explosive diarrhea midway through a college final while trying to lose weight on the ‘Beyoncé diet’
A woman has become a viral TikTok sensation after candidly revealing a humiliating story about having explosive diarrhea during a college math exam.
The creator, Karmell Garrettbrought up the embarrassing story in a short video that piggybacked on the recent viral trend of TikTokers telling “crazy” stories in response to a pesto-making tutorial clip from influencer Susi Vidal.
In her video, Susi begins by saying, “Call me crazy if you want, but I’ve never liked store-bought pesto.” This prompted thousands of fans to piece together the video, sarcastically agreeing that Susi is “crazy” because she didn’t like store-bought pesto, before sharing many bizarre, “crazy” anecdotes from their own lives.
“Wow, that’s almost like the time I decided to do the Beyoncé Diet my senior year of college,” Karmell began her own response to Susi.
Karmell Garrett used TikTok to reveal the humiliating story of a time in college when she destroyed a bathroom while trying an extreme diet
Karmell went on to describe how she followed the ‘master cleanse’ diet that started in the early 2000s
“Let me set the scene for you,” she continued.
She went on to describe how it was all the rage in the early 2000s to try to shed pounds by consuming nothing but a mixture of lemon water, cayenne pepper, and maple syrup.
Before going to sleep in the evening, “drink two cups of laxative tea” – and in the morning you need to drink a liter of salt water.
While Karmell described the diet in her post as “the Beyoncé diet,” she clarified in the comments that it was actually the “master cleanse” diet she had been thinking about.
“So I drink my sea salt water and I continue all day with my math exam.
“I go into class, the professor hands out the tests and says, ‘Hello, this is a timed final.’ No problem. I’m excited. I’m ready,” Karmell explained.
But suddenly she remembered that she felt ‘bubble guts’. I feel the rumbling in my tumble. I feel the thunder below.”
So knowing it was a timed test, she excused herself from class to go to the bathroom.
“It was right next to the classroom,” she recalled.
‘While I’m walking to the toilet, I can barely get my underwear off in time before a break occurs. A spray paint, if you like,” she graphically described the moment of the accident.
‘If you know me now, you know that at most I do a little tinkering in public toilets. “I don’t do my business in public if I can avoid it,” she added.
‘So you can imagine that I died at that moment.
“Not only that, but the position was mid-squat. I’m stuck in that position now because I covered everything in my shat.’
She later explained that because she was “basically” standing upright during the ordeal, the entire back of the toilet and the wall was “covered in my poop.”
Mortified, she tried to clean up the mess, but realized she had to return to her classroom to explain the situation to the professor in an attempt to get more time to complete her exam.
“Ma’am, an event has occurred in the bathroom. I have a situation and I need some more time in the bathroom,” Karmell told her professor.
Trying to comfort her, the professor told Karmell, “Don’t worry. I take care of my elderly parents. It can’t be that bad.’
Karmell’s professor then “walked straight past me on his way to the bathroom door.”
Commentators reacted with surprise to the sickening story
But after looking inside, the professor exclaimed, ‘Oh, dear,’ and closed the door,” Karmell continued.
She then told Karmell that she had reported an outage and called the concierge. “But you have to go home,” she told her student. “I’ll let you do the makeup final.”
Karmell replied, “I thought the makeup finale was only for sick people?”
The professor shot back, “You’re sick. You’re sick, there’s something wrong with you and you need to go home.’
Karmell “didn’t argue and I quickly packed up,” she said.
‘I went home. I lost 12 pounds and most of my dignity.
“But hey, pesto is crazy,” she joked, expanding on Susi’s original video.
The user flooded the comments section with surprised reactions to the sickening story.
“I didn’t think about it after you said you lost 12 pounds,” one person joked.
‘”No. You’re sick.” I was dying,” another sober assessment of the situation from the professor chuckled.
“Any dieting during finals is WILD,” said a third.
Someone else confessed what they thought their exit strategy would have been: “I would have left, failed the finals and started a new life somewhere.”