Khloe Kardashian hilariously lectures people who can’t tell her apart from Kourtney Kardashian
Khloé Kardashian was apparently tired of fans of her famous family constantly confusing her with her older sister Kourtney Kardashian on Monday.
The 38-year-old beauty was spotted arriving in New York City with her sister Kim, 42, ahead of the opening of a Skims pop-up store on Tuesday.
She and Khloé were surrounded by security and adoring fans when they arrived at their hotel, but some people in the crowd seem to have mistaken Khloé for Kourtney, which she addressed in her Instagram Stories later in the day in the form of a humorous lecture.
“Hey so for those who can’t tell me and @kourtneykardash apart, this is for you,” she began. “I totally understand what we look like as identical twins, so this may be challenging for some, but hopefully this presentation will help.
“Especially to the people yelling “Kourtney Kourtney when I walked by…this one has you 🤍.”
Clearing the confusion: Khloé Kardashian, 38, arrived in NYC with her sister Kim on Monday, but she was apparently so pissed off by fans incorrectly calling her by her sister Kourtney’s name that she made a slideshow to help her fans break them up hold
Laughter: She joked that she and Kourtney look like “identical twins,” though it wasn’t entirely clear if she thought the resemblance was so strong, or if she was being sarcastic
She then shared a close-up of Kourtney looking especially glamorous with edgy black lipstick and a busty top.
“This is my sister Kourtney. She’s pretty amazing, gorgeous, hysterical… So I understand how people mix us up,” Khloé continued.
“A few ways to tell us part is that 99% of the time [she] is a brunette, while I’m a blonde 99% of the time,” she helpfully explained.
Khloé even sounded like she took the confusion as a bit of a compliment as she applauded her oldest sister.
“I get it, she’s hot as f***… Again, maybe this is where people keep fuming us because we’re f***ing identical in how we look,” she continued, posting a sizzling photo shared from Kourtney showing off a lot of underbust and her tight midriff.
However, she clarified that length was the main way for visually impaired fans to tell the two apart rather than more subtle differences.
“Something that might help is that Kourtney is quite short… I’m about 5’10,” Khloé clarified.
“That’s quite a height difference, so even though we’re side by side, and even though our beauties seem identical to each other, height is a dead giveaway.”
She then shared a hilarious illustration showing the sisters lined up at length, as if they were part of a police lineup.
She emphasized how much shorter Kourtney would look compared to her. Kim and Kourtney were the shortest of the sisters, while Kylie Jenner shared the difference and Khloé and Kendall Jenner both towered around 5ft10in.
Sizzler: Then she shared a close-up of Kourtney looking especially glamorous with edgy black lipstick and a busty top
“I get it, she’s hot as f***”: Khloé even sounded like she took the confusion as a bit of a compliment as she applauded her oldest sister
The easiest way: She clarified, however, that height was the main way for fans with vision problems to tell the two apart rather than more subtle differences
“The resemblance is uncanny. Yeah, I get it,” Khloé joked.
She also took the opportunity to show herself in her best light.
“This is how I look on a great day,” she said of a photo of herself in a sheer blue dress.
And during the golden hour. But my hair is still blonde, I’m tall, and my eyes are lighter than hers,” she said, contrasting herself with Kourtney.
Another humorous slide encourages her fans to play a game of Spot Khloé.
She posted a publicity photo from one of her family’s reality shows, writing, “Let’s play a game… who can guess who @kourtneykardashian is and who I am.”
Kardashian fans who couldn’t tell Khloé and Kourtney apart weren’t alone, as she revealed that Kourtney’s first marriage to Travis Barker in Las Vegas also featured some awkward confusion.
‘Even Mr. Elvis Presley while he married my sister @kourtneykardashian and Travis called her Khloé,” she captioned a photo of Kourtney kissing Travis with the Elvis impersonator/official behind them. “This happens to us several times a day every day. I’m conservative by saying daily.’
She concluded with a final text message ribbing her apparently myopic fans.
“I hope my presentation has helped those who have been confused for over 20 years ❤️❤️❤️❤️,” she wrote.
But Khloé decided she wasn’t quite done having fun just yet, and she returned to her Insta stories less than an hour later.
She posted a picture of a Blu-ray case for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito’s 1988 comedy Twins, which showed the drastically different-looking stars on the cover in matching tan suits.
Fashion crimes? She then shared a hilarious illustration showing the sisters lined up at length, as if they were part of a police lineup
Blonde beauty: She also took the opportunity to show herself in her best light. “This is how I look on a great day,” she said of a photo of herself in a sheer blue dress
Brainteaser: Another humorous slide encourages her fans to play a game of Spot Khloé
oops! Kardashian fans who couldn’t tell Khloé and Kourtney apart weren’t alone, as she revealed that Kourtney’s first marriage to Travis Barker in Las Vegas also contained some awkward confusion.
Having fun with it: She concluded with a final text message ribbing her apparently myopic fans
Can’t stop: But Khloé decided she wasn’t quite done having fun, and less than an hour later she returned to her Insta stories
Bangers: Another photo showed Khloé and Kourtney at their sizzling best in shimmering sheer bodysuits that emphasized their pert derrières, stunning curves, and massive height difference
Aunt and cousin: Khloé also shared an adorable photo of herself with Dream, the daughter of her brother Rob Kardashian, which he shares with his ex Blac Chyna
Khloé highlighted the film’s tagline: “Only their mother can tell them apart.”
She used it again for another shot of herself and Kourtney at their sizzling best in shimmering sheer bodysuits that emphasized their pert derrières, stunning curves, and massive height difference.
Khloé also shared an adorable photo of herself with Dream, the daughter of her brother Rob Kardashian, who he shares with his ex Blac Chyna.
“Dreamy Dream….. such love,” she captioned the photo.