Abbey Clancy likens husband Peter Crouch’s naked body to a GIRAFFE

Abbey Clancy has compared her husband Peter Crouch’s naked body to a giraffe.

The Liverpool beauty pointed out that he has “long legs, a small anus and buttocks that just dangle down,” similar to the physique of the large African mammal.

Speaking on their podcast, The Therapy Crouch, the couple reminisced about a safari vacation adventure.

Model Abbey, 37, noted how her six-foot-tall husband, 42, resembles a giraffe from behind when naked.

The pair shared: ‘We walked into a fence and they were all like you walk into a saloon bar and it all goes quiet.

Comparison: The Liverpool beauty pointed out that he has “long legs, a little a**e and b**ls that just dangle down,” similar to that large African mammal’s physique

“Like in a cowboy movie when they walk through the doors and everyone stops and looks and you can hear a pin drop.

‘They were probably taken aback by me. Like, “How did he get out?” Peter joked.

Abbey admitted, “A giraffe from behind looks like you’re naked. Like the long legs, the little a**e and the b**ls just dangling down the middle.

“It’s like Pete is naked. Do you know I lay in bed and watch him dry off in the shower? I look at him like that as he says, “Oh, that’s attractive!”

‘You’re like a giraffe, because of the buttocks-to-legs ratio. Because you should have a bigger butt than your legs, and you have a smaller butt, yours.

‘I love it. That ratio would make up for any girl!’ urged the abbey.

Abbey and Peter first met in 2006 when they were at the start of their respective careers: the footballer had just joined the Liverpool team, while Abbey was carving out her place in the modeling industry.

And now, 17 years later, the married duo share four children and have gone on to become household names.

The ratio: ‘You’re like a giraffe, because of the bottom-to-paw ratio. Because you’re supposed to have a bigger ass than your legs, and you have a smaller ass, yours Abbey said to Peter

They have a reported combined net worth of around £30 million which seems to be on the rise.

Since coming second on Britain’s Next Top Model in 2006, Abbey is no stranger to TV appearances and high-profile campaigns.

And her relationship with Peter certainly played a part, with the beauty appearing in a 2010 edition of Sports Illustrated wearing only body paint to make it look like she was wearing an England shirt.

While wearing an England shirt that same year along with the wives and girlfriends of other footballers for an Umbro campaign.

Abbey moved onto the small screen after her success on Britain’s Next Top Model and went on to win Strictly Come Dancing in 2013, while also starring in shows such as Hell’s Kitchen.

While Peter made a name for himself in the sport after joining the Liverpool team as a striker before being capped 42 times by the England national team between 2005 and 2010.

Retiring from a successful career in July 2019 at the age of 38, the sportsman began working as a pundit for BT Sport and Amazon Prime.

In January of this year, the couple launched the new podcast The Therapy Crouch – in which they reveal details about their own long-standing romance, and explore the trials and tribulations they experience within complex relationships.

It seems to have opened some doors already, as Abbey is now reportedly poised to forge a solo TV career with a new interiors show.