Jeremy’s Farm Series Two: Funniest Moments

Jeremy Clarkson is known for his divisive views, vocal haters, and furious scandals.

However, the former Top Gear host has managed to gain a legion of fans through his attempts to take up farming as he has now hosted the second season of his popular Amazon Prime series Clarkson’s Farm, which follows his ill-fated adventures. attempts to run his own farm.

Following the resounding success of the first season, launching in June 2021, viewers will return to Diddly Squat to watch Jeremy, his no-nonsense girlfriend Lisa and their lovable helper Caleb work to tackle the farm in the face of conflict, including Brexit delays. , the council fights, enemy badgers and their desires to open a restaurant.

We take a look at the funniest moments from the new season, which launched on Thursday and received rave reviews from a host of publications.

THE ATTACK COW: Jeremy gets cattle but is HATED by one of his cows

Jeremy is a divisive character away from the farm, but it seems the dismay towards his character extends to the countryside, when he gets a new herd of cows, a move he admits was stupid, while Kaleb points out that many of his cow farming was completely dependent on its famous boss.

In episode two of the new series, the cows reject the fence that is keeping them contained, and thus, like their herd of sheep from the last series, they begin to break into the neighboring farm. Jeremy’s strained relationship with his new cattle is a recurring theme and the star admitted that he never should have added them to the farm.

He said: ‘I thought, ‘Right! Well, I’ll get some cows. But I don’t know anything about raising cows. Literally nothing at all. I wanted to buy Friesians and apparently they are used to make milk. I didn’t know I didn’t know anything I ended up with a fleet of shorthorn cows. They all nod and say, “Oh, they’re good.” I do not know why

‘It’s been a year of total disasters on the cow front. Absolute disasters, because I didn’t know anything, I shouldn’t have had cows. It was crazy to have done it.

In addition to the rebellious nature of the animals, Jeremy also struggled with haggling over the price of cows.

Stupid: Jeremy is a divisive character off the farm, but it seems the dismay towards his character extends to the field, when he gets a new herd of cows, a move he admits was stupid, while Kaleb points out that a lot of the cheating He was completely dependent on his famous boss for his cow farming.

Speaking about the addition of cattle to Diddly Squat, Kaleb added: ‘It’s the best addition ever. Cows beat sheep every day, right?… The personalities they have: you get that cow that loves you madly… Then another cow that’s funny all the time. And you get that cow that literally hates you…

‘Well, there was definitely a cow in that herd that hated Jeremy, I can tell you. We call it the attack cow. She was just protecting the baby from her, and Jeremy got into the wrong place at the wrong time. I don’t think she really meant it. Cows hate drones and they hate cameras.

‘The attack cow would chase the cameraman whenever he got close to them. She was fine with me, she was fine with everyone else, but she would go after this cameraman and Jeremy was in the wrong place at the wrong time too.

[There was a bit of a mishap getting the cows into the barn when they first arrived] but I think it was Jeremy’s fault. I never blame cows for anything. I think it’s probably Jeremy’s fault for not being very good at handling them. They also went out a couple of times because the fence around the farm is not the best. It was put up 15 years ago. It has weak points. So that’s Jeremy’s fault too.’

Clarkson witnesses the birth of a calf on the show, where he focuses on cattle.

‘OXFORD FOREIGN NATIVES’ AND NO TRAIN: Kaleb continues to show off his homecoming ways

Kaleb won the hearts of viewers in the first season, thanks to his doe-eyed innocence and refusal to venture beyond his local area, to the point of not even having a passport.

In the new series, a hilarious moment reveals that he believes the Oxfordians are “foreigners” and has never been on a train, though his agricultural knowledge remains unrivaled.

Speaking of his lovable sidekick, Jeremy said: “The thing about Kaleb is that he was born in Chipping Norton and, as we know from the first series, he never left it.” He had never been on a train, he had never been in a taxi, he had never been on any kind of boat. He certainly had never been in the air. And he still hasn’t really left Chipping Norton.

“Everyone has seen the TV show, but they still see him doing his job as usual, so his life hasn’t changed. Maybe if he went to Los Angeles and people approached him on the street, that would be a surprise to him. But he will not go to Los Angeles or London or Nice. He doesn’t have a passport.

What tends to affect famous people is when they are recognized when they are in Sydney or Moscow. They go to African villages and start thinking, “I’m so famous, I must find someone to make me a cup of coffee.” But Kaleb just sits in his tractor, rarely more than a stone’s throw from where he’s always lived.”

Kaleb even revealed that he would love to star in I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here, with the handicap that he doesn’t have a passport: “Yeah.” [I’m desperate to do the show]. One day, when I have a passport.

Jeremy Clarkson appears to run over a mouse in the trailer, which later turns out to have avoided being crushed.

IT’S HOT IN HERE: Jeremy and Lisa try to create their own hot sauce

Jeremy and Lisa try to create their own chili sauce, only to find that Jeremy can’t take the heat when one of his rehearsals with the chefs sees him break out into an excruciating coughing fit.

Speaking about his inability to take the heat, he said: ‘Well, I was like, ‘I like hot sauce. I like chili in food and other things.” And I thought, “Well, that can’t be very difficult. We should get some chilies, and then we should grow them.”

‘We installed some polythene tunnels, which is not that difficult, and then we bought a variety of chillies. I thought Carolina Reapers would be fun to grow because they are so easy to grow and they are so prolific. But my goodness, they are hot. When I first tried them, they made me burp while sick, something I have never experienced before.

Anyway, we made a sauce out of them. One sauce was delicious and wonderfully spicy, then we made a spicier one which in hindsight I think was too spicy. We’re going to put it up for sale anyway: “come and try it, if you think you’re tough enough” something like that. ‘

Shock: While Kaleb is limited in his worldliness, his agricultural knowledge is unparalleled.