Jersey Shore: Family Vacation: Vinny Guadagnino and Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Reveal a Threesome

Vinny Guadagnino and Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino revealed that they once had a threesome together on Thursday’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation on MTV.

The season six episode titled Lake Jersey showed the roommates at a restaurant in Lake Norman in North Carolina talking about sex.

Angelina Pivarnick, 36, asked Vinny, 35, when he was going to have sex and Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi suggested that Angelina have a threesome with Vinny and the captain from their recent boat trip.

“No, I don’t do that shit,” Angelina said.

Vinny said he doesn’t do that, but Jennifer ‘Jwoww’ Farley, 36, was dubious.

“You’ve definitely crossed swords with someone in the past,” Jenni said.

“No, we did the Eiffel Tower before, but we never crossed swords,” clarified Mike, 40.

‘Who?’ Angelina asked.

“Vinny and me,” Mike answered.

‘Wait, what is the Eiffel Tower?’ Snooki asked.

Paul ‘DJ Pauly D’ DelVecchio, 42, later explained the sexual act in terms that were heard.

“2009 was a strange year,” Vinny said.

“There are some things I wish I had never heard in my life,” Jenni said in a confessional. Mike and Vinny explaining what an Eiffel Tower is and the fact that they built it? Ew.

Trio act: No, we did the Eiffel Tower before, but we never crossed swords,’ clarified Mike, 40.

He explained it: Paul ‘DJ Pauly D’ DelVecchio, 42, later explained the sex act in terms that got bleeped

Too much: “There are some things I wish I never heard,” Jenni said in a confessional. Mike and Vinny explaining what an Eiffel Tower is and the fact that they built it? Ew’

Cultural icon: The Eiffel Tower in Paris, shown in a 2019 photo, is also the name of a sexual act involving at least three partners.

Angelina earlier in their conversation suggested that sexually transmitted diseases didn’t exist after Vinny said that crabs were overrated in sex education.

The show posted a ‘medical disclaimer’ encouraging viewers not to rely on information provided by any MTV reality star to diagnose or treat a health problem or disease.

Angelina doesn’t believe that STDs are real. Vinny just lives with it. I mean, he goes to Costco to stock up on penicillin,” Mike said in a confessional.

Strange year: ‘2009 was a strange year,’ Vinny said

Sexually transmitted diseases: Angelina earlier during their conversation suggested that sexually transmitted diseases didn’t exist after Vinny said that crabs were overrated in sex education.

Medical Disclaimer: The show posted a ‘medical disclaimer’ encouraging viewers not to rely on information provided by any MTV reality star to diagnose or treat a health problem or disease.

Mike was focused on his upcoming cornhole competition in which he would compete against 39-year-old former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler.

He was rejected by Angelina, who reached out to his competitors on social media without his knowledge in a misguided attempt to help him.

Mike was mad at Angelina and called her ‘toxic’ for stepping in.

Cornhole Competition: Mike was mad at Angelina and called her ‘toxic’ for interfering in his Cornhole competition

Vinny whipped Mike in a game of cornhole and said in a confessional that The Situation was unfairly blaming Angelina for her poor game.

Mike also felt pressured after ESPN dropped a cornhole preference post pitting him against Vinny.

‘I’ll be honest with you, there are a lot of anti-BDS (Big Daddy Sitch) forces here. First, I’m competing against Jay Cutler. Then Angeliner is DMing the entire ACL, trying to hit everyone, and now I’m running against Vinny in a poll with ESPN. It’s like BDS against the world right now,” Mike said in a confessional.

It killed him: Vinny whipped Mike in a game of cornhole and said in a confessional that The Situation was unfairly blaming Angelina for her poor game.

Angelina also made outright attempts to pick up on Vinny while exposing her breasts, spoon-feeding him ice cream, and giving him a lewd lap dance.

“I’d like to call this dance the bug by the lake,” Pauly quipped.

‘Angelina’s trying to talk me into the Smoosh Room, but she’s just not sexy about it. She is too messy and pushy,” Vinny said.

Top down: Angelina also made direct attempts to connect with Vinny while exposing her breasts

Spoon-fed: Vinny was also fed ice cream by Angelina

Lap dance: Angelina gave Vinny a raunchy lap dance

Lake bug: “I’d like to call this dance the lakeside bug,” Pauly quipped.

Angelina then complained to Snooki that Vinny didn’t take her seriously.

JWoww and Angelina in a confessional talked about Vinny and Angelina said she would be seriously interested in dating him.

“If Vinny was going to be practical, full-blown, balls-on-the-wall, all-in, I’d go out with full-blown Vinny,” Angelina said.

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation will return next week on MTV.

Hurt feelings: Angelina later complained to Snooki that Vinny didn’t take her seriously

Relationship possibility: “If Vinny was going to be practical, full-blown, eggs-on-the-wall, all-in, I’d date Vinny full-blown,” Angelina told JWoww in a confessional.