Brace yourself, America – the fight for this country’s future has begun.
In the 48 hours since newly elected President Donald Trump brought schoolyard loot to Wokeistan, one thing has become terrifyingly clear: despite unequivocal evidence of a full-blown MAGA romp (an electoral college avalanche, a rare Republican popular vote victory and a likely Republican election victory). controlled Congress) left-wing lunatics are still clinging to their oat milk latte delusions, like Joe Biden to a baby’s foot on Halloween.
For the progressively insane, they may have lost the election night battle, but the war still rages. And with Donald ‘Hitler/Mussolini/Stalin/Lex Luthor’ Trump in the White House, it will be a no-holds-barred brawl.
Listen to Kamala’s concession cackle again on Wednesday – and you’ll hear her subliminal pitch for being the next leader of the Pink Pussy Hat resistance.
“We will continue to wage this fight in the voting booth, in the courts, and in the public square… The fight for our freedom will take hard work,” Harris bellowed over the chatter of Tim Walz and Doug Emhoff (someone, give this soy boys, give it a chance). safe space).
In fact, every Democratic blowhard who ever had designs on the power of the presidency sounds like Dirty Harry today.
“We will fight to the death,” New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy said Wednesday.
Listen to Kamala’s concession cackle again on Wednesday – and you’ll hear her subliminal pitch for being the next leader of the Pink Pussy Hat resistance.
Fat Illinois Governor JD Pritzker warned Trump: “You come for my people, you come through me.” That’s a terrifying prospect considering Pritzker is built like a defensive lineman… who ate another defensive lineman.
Coiffed Californian Gavin Newsom – barely hiding his giddiness as his Golden State foe falls flat on her face – calls an emergency meeting to write down all the ways to blackball the new White House.
That’s not very promising.
It is clear that the Democratic establishment is lining up for their leading role in the noble Trump resistance. But can America still rely on the patriotic Deep State (I mean, the federal bureaucracy) to right the ship of state?
I wouldn’t bet on it.
None other than Miles Taylor, the infamous anonymous White House whistleblower who wrote unsigned screeds from the Trump administration in 2018, rose from obscurity to encourage pencil pushers everywhere to sabotage Team Trump.
‘[Bureaucrats] may ultimately be the only reason Trump stops himself from doing something illegal — or at least, if they fail, they will be the only people telling their fellow Americans the truth,” he wrote that morning for the New York Times. after the elections.
None other than Miles Taylor, the infamous anonymous White House whistleblower who wrote unsigned screeds from the Trump administration in 2018, rose from obscurity to encourage pencil pushers everywhere to sabotage Team Trump.
Coiffed Californian Gavin Newsom — barely hiding his giddiness as his nemesis from the Golden State falls flat on her face — calls an emergency meeting to write down all the ways to blackball the new White House.
We can certainly trust that the major American mainstream media will cut through all this nonsense and speak the truth to these trolls. Just kidding: the screaming heads are even worse at reading the room.
Here was professional race baiter Joy Reid on election night: ‘Black voters came through for Kamala Harris, white female voters did not… This will be the second chance white women in this country get to change the way they deal with the patriarchy ,” she drank.
And it wasn’t just those female traitors who drove Joyless Reid and her fellow MSNBCers crazy. Black and Hispanic men are – apparently – the real racist misogynists, according to these left-wing idiots.
Joe Scarborough (who looked like Lloyd Bridges in “Airplane” after “picking the wrong week to stop sniffing glue”) explained it this way: “It’s misogyny from Hispanic men. It’s misogyny of black men… It could be racial issues with Hispanics.”
Doesn’t it call all the black and hispanic men who voted for Trump a racist and misogynistic species…. racist?
The stinking cloud of idiocy quickly drifted from MSNBC through Manhattan to the studios of “The View.”
Joe Scarborough (who looked like Lloyd Bridges in “Airplane” after “picking the wrong week to stop sniffing glue”) explained it this way: “It’s misogyny from Hispanic men. It’s misogyny of black men… It could be racial issues with Hispanics.”
Why have Latino voters in Texas (a border state embroiled in the worst mass immigration crisis in the country’s history) swung 27 points toward Trump since 2020?
“Misogyny and sexism – that was that,” declared Ms. Sunny-Side Up Brains.
It’s all so tiring, but at least the liberal diatribes on late-night TV were funny for once – even if they didn’t realize the joke was on them.
“It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants who keep this country running,” ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel sobbed.
Boohoo. Go cry yourself to sleep on a pillow filled with $100 bills. Non-funny, non-comic colleague Stephen Colbert was equally somber: “No one gets into this business because everything in their life has gone well, so we’re built for rough roads.”
There you have it, folks: an entrenched Democratic political class gearing up for 2028, an outrageous mainstream media that can’t be bothered to think outside their ultra-liberal bubbles, and an emboldened Deep State that’s convinced they do . God’s work by opposing the will of the people.
At least this time Trump knows what he’s dealing with.